The Best Story Ever

Introduction

Miley's POV

Hi I'm Miley. Today I'm going to stock my ex boyfriend named Liam. No. Not Liam Payne! Liam Hemsworth. He totally loves me. I stole Jennifer Lawrence's cell phone and I'm going to tell Liam to meet her at Ruby Tuesday's for dinner but really he will meet me. I have the perfect plan too. I got my giant wrecking ball and towed it on my daddy's truck. I grabbed the wrecking ball and hung it over the entrance of the restraunt. I got on the ball and broke into the restraunt singing Wrecking Ball. I killed a few people but I really don't give af. I walked over to the table that Liam sat at.

"Hey Boo Bear!" I said.

"Miley? Dafuq you doing here? I was supposed to meet Jennifer!" He said. "Not you!"

Suprise bitch!

"Well you thought wrong."

"Get away or else!" He threatened.

"Don't you want this pussy tho?"

He looked disgusted.

"I aint tryin' to get Aids" He rudely replied.

"Fine!"

How could he do that to me? I - I love him! Does he love me? Maybe he don't like sluts! Omg how could he insult me like that! I think I just need to rest and get these thoughts out of my mind. Why doesn't he like me! Ughhhhhh! I feel like a hormonal teenager!

Joey Graceffa's POV

Today I saw Liam Hemsworth in Ruby Tuesday's. He totally turns me on! Yes, I am gay. Go ahead make fun all you want but being gay has nothing to do with my personality and I hope you can except the fact that I fucked Tyler Oakley. Anyways, let's get back to my point. I really want to go out with Liam Hemsworth but he isn't gay! So, I shall rape him!

I want that puss- oops I mean Liam juinor.

Lucy Hale's POV

"Uhh" I called out.

"Harder Louis!"

He went faster and harder.

I was having an affair with Louis from One Direction. I felt someone watching us. Was it A?

Liam Payne's POV

I walked into Louis' room to borrow some paper for Harry and saw a disturbing sight. Louis having sex with Lucy Hale! Isn't that the chick from Pretty Little Liars?

"Louis what the hell?" I yelled. "I thought you loved El!"

"I do!"

I left the room before this situation got out of hand. I called El and told her everything. I knew it hurt her so I invited her over to talk.

"H-hey" she said between sobs.

"Hi. How are you doing?" I said

"Honestly, not that well."

"Trust me. He still loves you-"

She cut me off to say something.

"Do y-y-ou love me?" She asked.

"Of course you're one of my best friends" I answered.

It was scilent for a moment. Then she leaned in to kiss me. I'm not proud to say that I kissed her back but, it was the best kiss I have ever had. It let out sparks! I pulled back.

"You dont want me?" She said

"I do" I started. "But I cant hurt one of my best friends. I love you, but I also love Louis. Sorry" I replied

A/N

I'm not making fun of any celebritys. I have no problem with gay people and I actually have gay friends. I also except Miley's disision and I love One Direction. This was just a parody for bad fan fictions.