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by itsjustamberlol

He looked at his reflection in the mirror. Like a marble, his eyes rolled up and down; eyeing his own figure in the angel white bodice. The veil briefly covered his back, reaching just above the dress.

It was both him and his love's wedding day, and it was just 2 hours before he would marry him,

before he would say his vows,

Before he would take his ring and claim his love.

The glass portrayed the sun's light, the amber glow shone on his face, perfectly showing off the fresh flowers in the wood woven basket.
He picked the bouqet up, running his fingers through the white and pink petals, admiring its beauty. He picked a flower up to his nose, the pollen caressing his skin. He inhaled the scent, smiling sweetly as he closed his eyes, visualizing him and his one true love, taking each other's ring and vowing to never leave his side.
His mind's eye switched to another scene where Biden and him leaned closer... closer---

"JOE"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS IT"

"Your dress is here come get your old ass and wear it"

"ok"

After finally managing to close the back zipper Joe stiffly managed his way to the church doors in his 6 inch pink heels. He waited for 30 mins, his makeup melting off under the hot ass sun. Before he could shit his pants and pass out, the church doors opened, playing the to-be-wed couple's favorite song as Joe got his shit together (quite literally) and strutted down the aisle like a badass bitch.

Trump watched as his future man-wife twink gay homo lgbtq minus small peepee husband struggle to walk in his heels. He smiled showing his yellow teeth, crusts of baby juice still in between his teeth.

The priest inhaled through his big nostrils (big enough to suck in 150 ppl) and exhaled with such power enough to start a hurricane before speaking, "Blah blah blahblah ok kiss the bride"

Trump formed his dry crusty lips to a kiss, leaning in closer and closer, his breaths smelling like baby's shit wafting onto joe's face. But joe didn't mind, it was his husband after all. With no hesitation, Joe ripped his veil off and literally devoured trumps face like how a horny grandma would gobble a carrot.

"Joe i lab u"

"Omg biden daddy ilabyu 2"

and they lived happily ever aftr baldh ablah bal te enf

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ty hoes i hop yall puusy wet this year

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