How to Tell and/or Stop Your Guinea Pig from Dominating the World.

     Do you have a guinea pig that you feel is planning world domination? Well I do, and here are a few pointers on how to tell.

One: Packing on weight

If your guinea pig is eating constantly, he/she may be packing on weight for when they have to travel from one place to another. They don't want to be cold and be held back, now do they?

Two: Spending time alone.

If he/she hides in their igloo or whatever they have, for long periods of time. They may just be starting to plan out the 'taking over' part.

Three: Stare downs

If your guinea pig has stare down with your other house pets, it may be working on he/she's intimidation  skills so needless killing won't have to occur just yet.

Four: Constant chewing

Your guinea pig may be chewing you out, or working on their chewing skills for the time to kill. They may be sharpening their teeth, or strengthening his/her jaw.

Five: Climbing

Of your guinea pig is always on the bar's of his/her's cage, they may be looking for some escape route to start their domination. I mean, who can dominate a world from a cage?

If your guinea pig has shown all signs of these, you may want to take these next procautions.

One: Keeping tabs

You want to keep constant whereabouts on you guinea pig. They're sneaky little devils, so don't be fooled.

Two: KEEP IT SHUT!

Make sure that the cage door, front door, back door, so on sor fourth, are all shut tightly and locked. If you have to, put in an alarm system.

Three: Stop whatever he/she does

If you guinea pig looks as if he/she is about to attack, grab whatever gear you can to protect yourself and family. If he/she happens to get out, they'll go after you first.

Four: Don't let it come in contact with any others

Do NOT let your guinea pig make friends. The more friends, the more enemies.

Five: Keep away all harmful tools

Don't let your guinea pig come in contact with any weapons of mass destruction. They will use it to their likes. They grow found of these kind of things over time.

Six: STAY ALIVE!

If your guinea pig has gotten out, or done all of the above, it's every man for himself. You want to be the last one standing when it comes to guinea pig world domination.

I hope these will help you with your guinea pig.

Good luck friends. I wish you all the best. My guinea pig has started showing these signs. However, I've gotten her under control.

Lesley.