Jack lies seductively on her bed watching tik tok. Scrolling past all the fake news until she finds a sexy mama.
Jack rewatched the video over and over she could not figure out how someone could be so hot!
After watching it a few more times she followed the user (Benji krol) just before her phone battery died. Suddenly she heard a loud BANG! coming from the door behind her. She got up and opened the door.
Behind the door was an old man on a walking stick. IT WAS THE LANDLORD.
"WHERE IS MY RENT HER SHE" the old man cried.
"You can just call me jack kerion." Jack replied visibly annoyed.
"ITS SIR TO YOU,DON'T DISRESPECT ME ILL HET M'LADY HERE RIGHT NOW" mr Cottier was surely annoyed.
Jack quickly replied "o-oh I'm so sorry kier- SIR! The rent will be here soon."
Mr Cottier was about to whack his stick of jacks head until his wife Maisie Cottier intervened. Maisie was 69 years old and had a massive forehead. She was like a mother to Jack since Jacks mother passed away 20 years before she was born.
"KERION LEAVE JACK ALONE FOR GOODNESS SAKE" she then punched him to Jamaica."T-thank you mrs cottier." Jack thanks Maisie.
"Jack you know you can call me Maisie, anyway whenever he's bothering you again call me." She then proceeded to give jack a basket of cookies but then dropped every single one on the floor. After she just walked away.Jack slammed the door maybe it's time for bed.
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The horny bastards
FanfictionJack's a small bean trying to make it through college with her besties lacey and Lexie. But then finds love 😫😍😘😏✌️.