Lizard or rubber?

Every day our classes would start at 8.30 am in the morning, waking up by 6' o clock was a total killer even the sleep did not wanted to break the relationship with us, and from Monday to Tuesday the whole class had to go through the daily routine of being nagged by our Psychology Professor to come to class on time or else she will not mark our attendance. Sadly this might not be the case across the globe but where I live short attendance is like a BIG NO NO!

So with the upcoming month of April, 2-3 students decided to play a prank on her or more like to take revenge of what she used to do to us. But for that prank to be successful we needed everyone in our class to agree with us even those who were her major followers. Believe me it was not easy to convince them but seems like she was not nice to them as well. As her last class was with us on 31st march so we decided to do it then.

On Tuesday morning the whole class was present at sharp 8.30 am with only 2 of the students not being there. We took out our registers and pens and waited for her to start her lecture on the human mind. However it was her favorite past time to make us feel 'how lateness had become our best friend' so she waited for those two to come. By 8.45 am they entered the class saying, 'Sorry ma'am we got late because mum wanted to give me my present before she left for her meeting'.

On the cue the whole class started singing 'Happy Birthday to you' in our high pitched uneven voice, some of us even went ahead to add some tune to it. With us sounding like a flop rock n roll band we were suddenly told to be quiet or else she will make sure we end up with a disciplinary case. With all of us done singing she looked at the two late students menacingly and told them to leave the class and meet her at the end of lecture.

After two whole hours of her unbearable talking, she took a break to drink water when those two returned with gifts in their hands and cake plastered all over their faces.

'Ma'am we are truly sorry for being late but if you don't mind we would like to distribute these gift bags along with some chocolate eclairs'.

With a curt nod she allowed them to enter in the class, where the other boy winked to the whole class indicating that he was going to do it now. Waiting with anticipation the whole class tried to tag along, acting like they all wanted gifts and chocolates and most of us laughing behind our hands or acting like we were coughing. The other boy approached and handed a red pouch with golden strings and went back distributing the candies to the rest of the class. 

From the corner of our eye, we looked at her opening the pouch and taking out the nice shiny blue wrapper to eat the chocolate eclair when she screamed so loud that even the students roaming around the corridor came running inside. 

The pouch felt on the ground with the lizard tail hanging outside, 'God there is-s-s-s-a r-ubb-ber in the pouch.'

That was it for most of us to be honest and eventually when the lizard stepped out her scream was so loud that she literally tried to climb the wall.

That was it for BBA 3rd semester, the whole class went and sat in the disciplinary panel after screaming 'April Fool' in the class like 3rd graders.