oh god fr?

wht color is money bitch???

marshall: you will liek this story! i can feel it in my bones, this is not bogus, and most importantly this is not a lie!

so there i was, ecco2k on tye radio, pants on the floor, i can explain it! so basically i got a virus and my pants were slipping and as you came in i was pulling them up because my belt broke dad no don't walk away... at least close the door come on man don't just leave liek that i can explain it's not weird... fuck off come on man... * rustles toward door with pants around waist, shirt sitting on shoulders, shoes sitting on tha feet* hey come on im not... you know what i mean like bro it's not that deep.

*end scene*

this city's got the best of me. everywhere i look, all i see are business opportunities, i don't see people anymore, i see BILLS! patrick left town months ago, that's what squiward tells me. huh, he's the only one that talks to me now, he's also the only one on my payroll. my horny ass could not live next to squidward 🤣.

hai !! :3 >:3 :)) <3 hai!!!
me a wittle bittie cat nya! :3 meeeow >;3

i LOVE watermelon, lemurs, video games, and drawing weird things!!! 🤣🤣

[A/N: idk what i'm doing rn, literally have access to the whole internet and i'm writing thsi shit. who am i talking to right now. who is it that i think i'm seeing. do they know how much i make a year? i mean, even if i told you, you wouldn't believe it. do you know what woudl happen if i suddenly stop writing? an account big enough it could be listed on penguin goes belly up. disappears! it ceases to exist without me. no you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. i AM THE AUTHOR SKYLER.]

open inquiry : looking for 2-3 people (ages 18-22) to go to a local movie therater and steal the morbius poster. sereiuous enquireys only

i won't you so bad