In a reality far far away, where Drarry is a thing, Draco Malfoy is secretly writing his script in his bed next to a sleeping Harry in hopes to shift for Salma. Draco looks over to check if Harry is asleep, before putting his script under his pillow and tries to shift...
Draco wakes with start, looking around to see if he shifted. When he realises he failed, his heart sinks as he hugs his scripts and sobs quietly. After his breakdown, he goes off to class, not knowing that Harry, his supposed boyfriend, was half awake for the whole thing and instead of comforting him, decided to keep sleeping. Harry got up from his bed and checked under the pillow..Draco's script sat, open to all eyes to read. Harry picked it up and began to read, "My girlfriend Salma will speak good british and will have my babies at 16 and we will name the child Salco, then I will tell her to not straighten her hair while she does handstands in the bathroom while lip syncing to katy perry..our children will join me and bang on the door". Harry threw the script down on the bed and began to cry before he could read any more about how high she would jump.
Not knowing what to do now that his senpai alpha daddy Draco is shifting for someone else, he hops along (because he wants to prove he can jump higher than salma) to find his friend Y/N Maddy. At Y/N Maddy's dorm, he asks her with a sob "UwU Y/N Maddy what do I do??" and without hesitation, Y/N Maddy tells him "you should marry Lucius lol #daddyissues"
After Harry shares his plan to marry Lucius to Y/N Bailie and Y/N Naomi, he asks her to help him convince Daddy Lucy (Lucius's nickname because he's a dilf) to marry him, so Y/N Bailie agrees and asks Lucius because she knows that Lucius hates Draco cause he has better hair than him. So Lucius agrees and the wedding is set.
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