He's no gringo

I've done a lot of crazy things in my life,
Killed a polar bear with a pocket knife,

Climbed Mt Everest in a t-shirt and thong,
Accidentally told my wife she was wrong,

Rode 2.7 seconds on a bull name Fu Man Chu,
Joined the Hells Angels and got a prison tattoo.

But nothing compares to the days in my band,
Shout out to Josa, Pepe, Pedro, Paco and Dan,

Best days of my life but few people know,
I was the star member of the best mariachi band......."He's No Gringo"