P o s s e s s i v e m u c h ? Batmanxjoker

42- PROGRESS

"And you call me childish." Harley smirked, towering over the two in the sand.

She stared down at Ivy and the Joker, Ivy who was buried in the sand, her head being the only body part poking out, and Joker who was burying her in the sand with a smug smile on his face.

"How long do you think I can leave her out here until the tide comes back?" Joker asked. There was an evil gleam in his eyes as he thought about watching Ivy being taken away by the tide.

Ivy just laughed to herself. "You know, I can control plants right?" She asked.

"So?" Harley questioned. She didn't exactly know what that had to do with anything.

Ivy smirked as the sand dispersed, suddenly falling off her body and sinking back onto the ground with the other grains of sand.

"It means I can just get out whenever I want."

She stood up elegantly, brushing the remaining sand off her. Ivy passed a wink at both of them, she planted a chaste kiss on her girlfriend's cheek.

"You're no fun." The teenager pouted. He fell back into the sand, laying on his back. "Well, that was a total bust." He huffed, closing his eyes.

He sunbathed, pleasantly enjoying the sun until he suddenly felt the warmth of it disappear. A shadow was cast over him, he opened his eyes.

"Bruce." He remarked dreamily. His eyes lit up as he saw his man. Bruce smiled back at him, he sat down next to the teenager.

Joker leaned over and kissed on the cheek.

"Hey, Bruce." Ivy waved, her other arm loosely draped over Harley's shoulder.

The teenager beamed at all of them, he peered around noting how wholesome everybody looked with their selective partners. They looked like perfect couples.

"Hey Ivy." He replied. "Hello, Harley." He said to the other woman politely.

Harley made a disgusted face, irritated that he would even try to speak to her like they were friends.

"Hey, pedo," Harley said with a fake smile.

Joker facepalmed. And of course, Harley just had to ruin it.

Bruce felt a vein in his head burst. "It's good to see you too." He tried to keep his act up politeness.

"Same can't be said for me." She said snarkily.

Okay, that's it. Bruce thought. Bruce opened his mouth, he was about to say something but stopped as he felt a gentle tap on his shoulder.

"Ignore her." The teenager warned. His eyes were pleading, urging for him not to engage in Harley's obvious attacks.

Please it's been two whole days and neither have you fought. Ivy and he were really enjoying not breaking up fights.

Bruce sighed and closed his mouth. He let this one go for the sake of his boyfriend. Can't spoil the trip now.

Seeing that Bruce wasn't phased by her she just huffed and shot up.

"I'm going for a swim." She muttered.

I really hate that bastard.

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Bruce Wayne had been in many awkward situations in his life, there was the time he fell and broken through an elderly couple's roof one night during patrol or when he had gotten the hardest boner of his life when fighting the Joker but nothing, absolutely nothing took the cake like standing in a concession stand with Harley Quinn wait for an ice cream order.