The cringiest thing ive ever writen

Raisins

**I wrote this in the 4th grade so im sorry for the cringe. I was looking at my old drafts and decided to post this for some reason.**

In my classroom full of purple, there were class chinchillas. They lovedmany things like the poo hammock, raisins, cheerios, Mrs.Rousseau, the kids, raisins,but they hated each other. Because most of the time your siblings are annoying little B-R-A-T-S!!! Kinda like my older brother Billy, but we don't speak of him.

"OMG, I'm literally starving! Soooooo hungry!" Bettis said sarcastically trying to get Rooney's attention.

"Speaking of, yeah I saw Mrs.Rousseau gave you yours earlier but I was too lazy to get up...heh." Roony asked. "And she usually leaves yours out! AND MINE.....SOOO....WHERE IS IT?!!"

For the past 3 days Bettis has stolen Rooney's raisins. But he didn't do that for no reason.

"I, "Rooney huffed and puffed, "think im gonna....I need...food...or I'll die...BLEH!" His tongue slipped out.

"Stop freaking out...zookeepers just late, oop, no she's just packing up, gosh I keep forgetting that study hall whatever that is (probably just free time) is at the end of the day!"

"Ughhhhh,where's my rayzeens!" huffed and puffed Rooney.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I dunno?" Bettis shrugged.

"You should know!"

"How?"

"Because....." he had to think.

"Well while you're thinking I stole your raisin, I'm gonna go eat, I mean that is just crazy right? I would NEVER do that t-to y-you, come on you think I'D do such a horrible thing!Yeah Right!?" He sarcastically yelled walking slowly to where Rooney's raisin was located.

"Yes I'm sure you'd never do such a thing."

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"What?"

"I Mean...Just nevermind."

"Okay, but that zookeeper dudes gonnas get in trouble! Cause' I'm sitting here in this cage with nothing to eat. I'm so starving I could eat a whole bowl, you know what I will!"

"Ya know I'm hungry too but I guess I just won't eat."

"Okay.....wait you don't want to anyway right? You're fat enough you don't need any more food. You're like 15,000 pounds already, you're only 11, it's not healthy Bettis, that belly will make you unhungry for like 30 more years! Right?" Rooney asked.

"You're an idiot Rooney!" Bettis yelled.

"But you love it when I tell the truth!"

"OMG! ROONEY!"

"Sorry I'm just stating the basic facts of life."

"FYI, I weigh 1 pound."

"WELL FYI I WEIGH 20 ounces! BEAT THAT FATTY!"

"Well you look 20 million pounds!"

"Did you just back talk to me?!!" he turned towards Bettis.

"NO your highness!"

When you made Rooney mad there was no way to get out of it now!

So you better be nice.

"Good!"

"I'm gonna call you the Bossy king of chinchillas."

"NO you aren't, just call me king Rooney Rousseau. Now go peasant!"