My Girlfriend Likes Cottagecore

So. This was originally gonna be a Vigilante! Akko and Diana fic, but I have no inspiration for that. Whatsoever. Like, dude. I LOVE VillainxHero stuff. WHY CAN'T I WRITE IT RIGHT NOW?!?!

Anywho.

So. Then my amazingest bestie Ari helped me realize I have a crush on my best fren and uhhh... I'm ALLL in the romantic feels now. Yeah. Ari wants me to drop hints, I'm fucking scared. (They also told me to say "Hey, r u a shower? Cuz I could myself just slipping into you and C R Y I N G". 🤨someone get this bitch some therapy)

BUT! I'm getting sidetracked, fuck adhd. So, in honor of my realization, I came up with a bunch of crazy one-shots about Akko and Diana moving in with each other after graduating and Diana finding out exactly how cottagecore OBSESSED her girlfriend is. (keep in mind I threw this together in like, three days)

ALSO, IT'S IN HONOR OF ARI'S B-DAY TOO. I ASKED THEM WHAT THEIR FAV SHIP IS AND THEY GAVE ME THIS. GO FOLLOW THEM. @Confused_Buttonz

To Ari...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!!!! 😘😘🎁🎆💅✨😛🎆✌️✌️👍✌️🎊🎆😜😝👏🙇‍♀️

🙇‍♀️👏✌️🙇‍♀️🎉👍🥳🎊🥳🎁🎉👏👏🤪🎁🎉🎊🎈🎉👍👍✨👑✨👑 🌠🌠🌠 (that should be enough emojis)

Sowwy I couldn't do a Villain x Hero thingy. I reawwy reawwy wanted to but I suck and couldn't do it. Sooooooooo, I hope this works. You still love me doe, right??🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

ON WITH THE SHOW STORY

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"Wow!!!"

Akko dropped her bag and ran into the house, squealing at the amazingness. Diana chuckled and picked up Akko's backpack, placing both of their bag's on the kitchen table.

"You like it?" She asked. Akko whirled around and jumped onto Diana's torso, forcing the minty haired witch to grab under her girlfriend's thighs as she wrapped her legs around her waist and attacked her lips. Diana laughed again against her lips, kissing back with love. When the eager brunette pulled back, she jumped down and spun around the room.

"I looooooooove it!! I loooooove you!!!" She said, bounding over to give Diana one more kiss before grabbing her hand and dragging her upstairs.

"Come on! Let's explore!!" She exclaimed, running up the stairs of their new house. They proceeded to 'explore' each and every room, quickly discovering the rooms were other pale green, baby pink, or creamy white. Nothing else. Even the house itself was light pink. The house had four bedrooms, two on the top floor and two on the bottom. The biggest one would be their bedroom, the next smallest was gonna be the office, and then the two on the bottom floor were guest rooms. There was a bathroom on each floor, a fully equipped (except for a fridge) kitchen with a dining room connected to it, a spacious living area, and a large backyard. The only thing the weren't sure about was the big...something hidden under a tan tarp in the yard.

"It's so cute and pretty." Akko said. Diana hummed in agreement.

"So, should we go furniture shopping, then?" She asked. Akko's eyes lit up and she clapped, nodding eagerly.

-at the store-

"Alright, first on the list is a couch and a coffee table."

Diana and Akko strolled around the furniture store, looking for a couch peacefully. Well, as peaceful as it could be until Akko squealed again and pointed to a set that consisted of a couch, a cushioned chair, a recliner and a small glass coffee table. The couch and the chair were white with bright pink roses embroidered on it and the recliner was green with white roses, while the table was pink tinted and had swirly green and white patterns in the glass.