Maru~Maru (Bleach Fanfic)

FanFicFriday 11. Crackfic

"By the way Hitsugaya Taicho - there is a Quincy who claims she is your twin sister." Kyoraku announced at the very end of the meeting with the captains of the Gotei Thirteen.

The young taicho of the tenth division stared at the head captain with disbelief. "Excuse me?"

"You heard me. One of the Quincy we've pardoned claims to be your twin sister."

"I died and came to soul society."

A rather childish voice popped into the back of his head. "Bambi-chan's telling the truth."

"I think I'll be heading back to my division now." Toshiro looked at Kyoraku as if he were insane.

"That's likely a good idea as she said she would be waiting for you in your office."

A sudden feeling of dread came over the small taicho causing him to shunpoo out of the meeting hall. A loud clicking sound was heard as he slid the door open with flourish, and he felt his facial features twitched at the site of the papers he worked so hard on that morning flying through the air, and a loud cacophonous music blared out.

On his desk was a violet haired female dressed in a violet blouse, skirt and boots. On her head was a helmet with a skull designed emblazoned upon it's surface, and attached to said helmet was a set of bat wings. The girl strummed the air for some strange reason which was incomprehensible to the young taicho.

"What are you doing?"

"Air guitar. What does it look like?"

"Who are you?"

"You don't recognize me Shiro-chan?"

"Don't call me Shiro-chan!" Toshiro felt his facial features suddenly twitch as the dreaded nickname came up.

"But you are Shiro-chan."

"Just like she's Bambi-chan."

Toshiro's eyes blinked a couple of times as he heard the strange voice which wasn't his zampaktuo spirit pipe up. "Wait... are you Bambi-chan?"

"Y... don't call me that!"

"Then don't call me Shiro-chan!" Toshiro took a few steps back as he looked at the girl claiming to be his twin sister. "I wasn't born in Soul Society. I died and came here." He watched as she began to kick more things off of his desk while 'playing air guitar'. The young taicho felt his facial features twitch again. "You!"

One thin hand reached for his zampaktuo while the girl dashed out of the room laughing maniacally at him. Officially today was a very bad nightmare come true. He tried creating a sheet of ice with his powers in order to make her slip, but instead ended up chasing her around the building... and slipping on his own ice. A rather sharp pain hit the back of his skull, and he found himself seeing strange flashes of color.

When he came to he saw a pair of bright teal eyes looking down at him along with a pair of bright violet eyes belonging to her. He was on the couch in his office and couldn't figure out who the second figure was. "Who are you?"

"I'm your twin sister. Remember?"

"No... whose he?"

The little kid continued to grin at him in a maniacaly manner which matched the girls. "Don't ya know. Maru-chan's Maru-chan!"

"Who?"

"Maru-chan's Maru-Maru's other."

"Who?"

"You know... Maru-Maru."

"I don't know who this Maru-Maru is."

The little kid blinked a couple of times as his smile suddenly fell. "You don't remember Maru-Maru?" Quickly the child fell into a sobbing fit. "You don't remember Maru-Maru!"