(I don't know a lot about Dave and Bambi lore so think of this all as my AU)
"Heya dave!" Bandu approached Dave who was sitting on his wheelchair with the daily newspaper "Mm" Dave didn't even open his mouth to talk.
"What's that?" Bandu snatched the paper out of Dave's hands, "this looks pretty! 'Phone factory breaks down and several witnesses'- " Dave was attempting to grab his newspaper "give it back you baboon!!" Bandu pushed him away
"But I was readinnggggg" dave rolled back up to him and grabbed Bandu's hand preventing him from moving it
"It's mine!" Dave snatched the paper "Don't you have any manners?!"
At this point tears were forming in bandus eyes, "I just wanted to read..." There was a moment of silence "ok fine. Only for 5 minutes" Dave gave the paper back to Bandu feeling guilty for being so rude the first time.
—time skip—
"Ok that's enough, times up" Dave took the paper from Bandu "Oh my god!"
"What?" Bambi was shaking in excitement "I can get free wifi!" Dave looked at Bandu in confusement "why would you need free wifi?"
"Because. I got no wifi so I'm bored"
Dave realized why Bandu was nagging him
"YOU SAID NOTHING THIS ENTIRE TIME OH MY GOD WHAT THE F-"
YOU ARE READING
Dave & Bambi [ONESHOTS]
RandomThe cover is by @turron 🇺🇦 on twitter I'm not sure if I will add smut (corn fungus) but I might if im comfortable And give me some suggestions for short stories you want to see! Btw some of this is my art lol
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