One British morning 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Bonnie was plucking his guitar cutely. And it Said to him, "wtf"
Bonnie said "stfu"
Guitar decided to run away and cry dramatically. Bonnie because Deppresso.
Dawko showed up out of nowhere. He said "Oh Sugah" the proceeded to jump out the window with all of the grapes.
"This is what hell looks like" Bonnie said. Chica approached him cutely, and bitch slapped him. Bonnie got extra Deppresso. He cry. Then Bob appeared. "KING BOB." He yelled. Then died.
But then Guitar came back, with a new man. Who was hot. UWU.
It was non other than ✨Peepaw✨
Bonnie became more Deppresso. Bonnie started pissing and shitting and crying and screaming.
But then, before Bonnie pulled out his shotgun, The daycare attendant stuck his finger up Peepaws nose, which caused him to have an asthma attack. Peepaw died. Vanny came in with the home made Cookies and saw Peepaw dead on the floor. She cried. Then she became Deppresso. Also taxes.
MapBot, decided, that he, was not having this, because he had a crush on Peepaw. So he took the daycare attendant to court.
MapBot bitch slapped the daycare attendant and said "F U, why did you do that to my precious Peepaw." ???????
But then Sun or whatever the fuck you call him, did a silly dance then immediately died from a heart attack which ment that MapBot won the court case.
But, then, Bonnie, because he is Deppresso, snorted Peepaws ashes.
MapBot started crying and pissing and shitting and screaming. MapBot is now Deppresso, his new Facebook status is "My husband is dead. Wtf"
Bonnie felt good about himself. He smelt of burning old men.
Dawko came back, but it turns out, he was dumpster diving. He came back with a new form for Afton, now Afton has a big ass head. Peanut.
Dawko, chopped off his toenail, then cried "what have I done?" he said Britishly 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
Afton Became a Tumblr Sexyman. He took selfies for his only fans. but Vanny was sad, because she has less only fans followers than Afton. So she cancelled Afton on twitter.com. Afton shot Vanny, because drama. Then Vanny died. Afton took a selfie on her phone, then stomped on it and died because of a lung failure.
But then, Charlotte Emily appeared.
The end. Fuck you.