It was Friday October 1st 2021 and the girls were all getting ready to go out to a party. Banks was scrolling tinder as usual while applying her lipstick, Lorde was listening to music while Caroline curls her hair and Strange Aeons was standing at her closet trying to see which of her a million black tops she should wear to Grime's party.
Strange Aeons: guys I can't decide what to wear. I never know what to wear to parties because I never know what vibe the party will have. Will it be a fun event filled with alcohol that I won't remember or will it be a chill calm mood situation where everyone is just vibing on the couch?
Banks: umm Strange everything in your closet literally looks the same I don't see the hard part.
Strange Aeons: all my clothes are not the same. I have a diverse fashion sense.
Banks: umm if you call hundreds of black tops and black jeans diverse then I think we have a problem.
Strange Aeons: but they're all different shades of black.
Banks: okay sure Hun.
Caroline: *laughs* do you two ever agree on anything?
Banks: yeah. We can agree that Billie is always late.
Strange Aeons: exactly I haven't even heard from her today. Is she even still going?
Caroline: *unsure* yes she said she was.
Banks: she's probably doing her daily routine and getting a vegan donut sandwich from Tim Hortons. You know it's her fav restaurant.
Strange Aeons: it's true. Billie loves some Tim Hortons.
Caroline: yes but it's not like her to not text us.
Strange Aeons: yes that is pretty strange.
Banks: maybe it was a long line at tim Hortons. Everyone loves that place I don't know why. Their donuts are pretty dry.
Strange Aeons: same I'm more of a Dunkin kinda girl.
Lorde: guys what are we talking about again? I haven't been paying attention.
Banks: per usual *rolls eyes* but we're talking about how none of us has heard from Billie today.
Lorde: that is kind of strange.
Strange Aeons: right!!! I said the same thing.
Lorde: we should drive by Tim Hortons and see if her car is there.
Caroline: that's a good idea to be honest.
Caroline: come on girls.
*10 minutes later*
Lorde: guys look there's her car over there by the dumpster.
Caroline: alright she's here let's go in.
*They all walk in*
Banks: umm guys I don't see Billie in here.
Strange Aeons: maybe she's in the bathroom. I'll go check.
Strange Aeons: Billieeeee you in here gworl?
Strange Aeons: it's empty in here.Strange Aeons: guys there's no one in the bathroom.
Caroline: okay this is getting freaky. I'm going to go ask one of the workers.
Caroline: hi ma'am I'm sorry to bother you but we're looking for our friend. Her car is outside but she's not in here.
Banks: yes she comes in here everyday you probably know her the awkward blonde who talks really quietly and always orders a donut sandwich and a chocolate shake.
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Hortons Horror: Strange Aeons vs Tim Hortons
FanfictionThis is the story of why Strange Aeons hates Tim Hortons.