ben shapiro gun show | ben shapiro x nikia

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nikia rolled out of bed one day, yawning and groaning.
She brushed her messy long/short/blonde/red hair and pushed on her glasses. she pulled on the same exact outfit she wore every day- an off the shoulder half aqua marine half magenta top paired with black skinny jeans and fishnet sleeves. Even though she was beautiful, no one noticed her ever in life. No one had crushed on her. she never had friends. never had a boyfriend. Sometimes even her own mother (whom she lived with even though she was 21 years old) forgot about her.

She stumbled downstairs and to the kitchen. She started to pour herself some special K cereal.
"NIKIA!!" she heard her mom yell
"Yes m-m-m-mother?" she said quivering, pouting- shaking.
"this is your last day at my house. You're getting SOLD." she said through gritted teeth.
"Come meet your new owner in the living room."
Nika immediately broke into sobs.
"But mother! i can't leave.... This is the only home I've ever known."
"Well then cry about it! I need the money for some new coke."

nikia trudged to the living room, head down, trying to replay the scene that had just happened.
When she walked into the living room , reality hit her as she saw a 5'6.75" buff man man-spreading in all his glory.

"B-b-b-b-b-ben?"