Man what is life anymore. My betufil Katni9ss is ded and I hate life. I hate sherek. He is the worst. He killed my lover Kutnas and I hate him. His dick is so good though, but he is mean. I look down at my still rock hard crusty dick. Man what should I do? Who am I? Am I a jew? Am I a Mexican? Fuck. Shit, what was that noise? Is that a siniqaue? "Why are they called sinigaues if they're not made of cinnamon?" God damn it. Fuck you Jerry Sienfield. You are a terrible comedian. I am Musilm now. I will purge these inifleds. "Allluh Ackubar!" I say while chpopping Jerry Shitfield's head off. Fuck that Jew.
