Links diary
Dear diary, I meet the hottest boy I've ever seen in my life and I thought I was straight but I'm not(aperently). His name was Sidon. I was on my was to Divine beast va ruta when I saw him. He was taller that me and HE GOT A FATTY anyway he was mipha's brother and I've done my research on sharks and I just found out they have 2 cocks. It'll be fun in the bed (if you know what I mean). Diary if you were to make My dreams come true please let me marry him. BYE DIARY love link♡♡♡
Sidon's diary
Dear diary, today I meet a man named link. when I came to introduce myself he had a boner, his mouth was drooling and was barking at me(I think he has rabies). He was kinda cute and had a nice body but was......kinda weird. When I showed him around he griped my hand tightly and said "you'll be good for my fishy dinner" and chuckled and ran into the railing and fell. I'm so glad I gave him the Zora armor or he wouldn't be able to swim up the waterfall. He told me to get on my knees then, he gave me a kiss on the cheek I actually liked it. He said he'll be right back with the stock arrows I told him to get. I think I'm starting to have a crush on him. I heard that he likes zelda but that's probably a rumor. Thanks for listening diary. bye♡♡
