My life as a teenager

Chapter 1: INTRO

Hey my name is Ariana. If you do not know me by now then.... YOU HAVE NOT LIVED YOUR LIFE YET! Anyways moving on from the fact that you have not done anything intersting in your life IM LOST. But I think that I am getting a little ahead of myself here.

Let's start from the beginning. It is like one of those "You are the first one to here my story" videos. So you know my name, but here is my story. Hey I am Ariana and I am 14 years old. My best friend is Alishia. She is 14 years old as well.

We have been friends ever since kindergarden. Anyways back to my story. So my mom just got a divorce with my dad a year ago (OMG I LIKE CANNOT B-LEAVE THAT THEY WOULD DO THAT TO ME). Now she is RE-MARRIED 1 year later (PLAYER). Anyways so now I have two step sisters and one step brother. My new step-Dad is filthy rich. OH YEAH. His house has 500 bedrooms and 356 bathrooms ( I don't see why he needs that many if he only has four kids). Anyways, I have to use one of these huge bathrooms but I don't know where they are. While I was trying to look for this bathroom, I got lost. (Yes I said It LOST.) I have to do a number 5. Wait did I do the math right? Let me just make sure

Number 1= Pee

Number 2= Poop

Number 3= Pee & Poop

Number 4= Pee, poop, and fart

Number 5= Pee, Poop, Fart, and Burp

Number 6= Pee, Poop, Fart, Burp, and last but not least Blow up the whole bathroom.

"MOM" I said in anger. "WHAT" yelled my mother. "WHERE IS THE TOLIET PAPER?! I AM ABOUT TO BLOW UP THE BATHROOM! WELL THE HOUSE!! IF I COULD FIND A BATHROOM, THEN YOUR HUSBAND WOUNDT HAVE TO BIULD A NEW ONE! I GOTTA GOOOO!" "Well TMD" My mom said back in a smart tone. "Isn't it TMI"I yelled like a smart aleck. "NO because its TOO-MUCH-DAUGHTER." (She is so rude). "ANYWAY WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?!?!" I yelled. "Down the hall and it is the third door to your left" she yelled back. Anyways after my dad had to rebuild to whole bathroom. The next day was the first day at my new school. There was this really hot guy named Trevor, he was like the best looking guy that I have ever seen in my lifetime. As I was at my locker Trevor approached me and said " Hey you are pretty cute can I get your name" He said in a deep voice. I told him that my name was Ariana. After a couple of days of eating lunch together and hanging out, me and Trevor became really good friends. About a month later he asked for my number and I was like "Could you?!... I already put it inside of your locker."

A couple more months went by and me and Trevor started talking a lot on the phone. 6 months after we met, He asked me on a date. I WAS LIKE SOOOOOO EXITED. After the first day, the rumor that me and Trevor where dating was out. AND IT WAS TRUE! Like usually rumors aren't suppose to be good, but this one was like when a girl finally gets her first perfume bottle. But seriously me....dating.....TREVOR?! AM I DREAMING?!!!! Anyway tomorrow will be a perfect day... New Friends?