At discordian highschool, there was a man named soul. He seems calm and cool and first. But no. Hes the opposite actually.
Alex: have you heard about the guy named soul
Jeremy: yeah??
Alex: well, yesterday I caught him smoking in the hallways..
Jeremy: liar. Soul would never do such a thing..
Alex: okay.. maybe it was a different person..
Soul overheard Alex and jeremys conversation. So he walked towards Alex.
Soul: hey.
Alex: oh uh.. hi..
Soul: I heard my name.
Alex: wha?? Really? I didn't bring up your name at all.
Soul: hm. Okay
Soul would walk away and talk to Matthew
Jeremy: THAT WAS CLOSE soul heard our conversation
Alex: whatever.. I don't really care
3 hours later
Alex: finally its lunch time
Jeremy: yeah! I'm starving
Alex: wanna eat outside today?
Jeremy: sure!
Alex and jeremy would head outside and eat their lunch there.
Alex: why are we the only ones outside eating lunch today? There's usually a ton of people here.
Thats when soul and his friends walked outside. Nobody wanted to eat outside because of how scared they were of them.
Jeremy: um.. is that soul and his friends?
Alex: yes.. maybe we should head inside
Alex and jeremy tried to run inside to eat, but while they were running souls friends named Matthew caught them.
Matthew: what are you two doing out here.
Alex: um.. we didnt know you guys were eating lunch out here..
Matthew: well incase u didn't know, soul and his friends will hurt anyone who eats outside during lunch period
Jeremy: were sorry! We won't do it again!
Matthew would scream out souls name
Matthew: SOUL!! COME HERE RIGHT NOW
soul would run to Matthew
Soul: what is it?
Matthew: i found these kids eating outside even though they know they're not supposed to
Soul: you know what to do..
Soul and mattjew would drug Alex and jeremy with Crystal meth and he would also smoke in their faces
Matthew: haha
after they drugged them, soul and matthew ran jeremy and Alex over with their brand new car
Soul: that will teach them a lesson..
But then, a girl named vivi saw what soul and matther did the jeremy and Alex, so she recorded it and called 911..
911 came a few minutes later. And vivi sent the video to them.
911 arrested soul and matthew and sent them to prison
Soul: dont worry, I know how to sneak out.
Matthew: how?
You'll see..
After Soul and matthew got sent to jail, he bribed the police officer to let them out of jail if he payed money
You see, soul is really rich since he sold drugs.
Soul: I will pay you $10,500 if you let me out of jail
Police officer: Fine.
Soul was laughing a little while the cops were letting them out of the jail cell.
Police officer: whats so funny?
