Your Idiocy Makes Me Pity You [A GYOSANE FANFIC]

[SANEMI'S STUPIDITY]

[3RD PERSON POV]

THUD!

A noise was heard, and all the pillars looked to see what it was.

And on the ground, a man with short, spiky hair that was colored white, laid face first toward the gravel beneath them.

However, Sanemi was not the type to just fall over, he had very steady balance. But, it all became clear when another man, roughly 7'2, began to speak.

"Please be respectful Shinazugawa, your stupidity makes me pity you," the man rubbed his hands together, small clinking was heard as the beads around his hands bumped together.

Giyuu just so happened to be present during this meeting, and he was crouched next to Sanemi, which explains why Gyomei smacked Sanemi like that.

He must have been annoying Giyuu.

"My children, what happened?" Oyakata-sama's voice was heard and all the pillars returned their attention to their leader.

It was silent for a few seconds before the small clinking was heard again and Gyomei began to speak, "Shinazugawa was being disrespectful and quite stupid towards Tomioka, so I smacked him."

Meanwhile, Sanemi was still face first into the gravel.

Mitsuri was the only one to notice this and rushed over to the man that didn't seem to like her.

"Shinazugawa-san! Are you ok??" She set her hand on his head and pulled him up, all with ease.

There was a few pieces of gravel stuck to his face and he was knocked out. Mitsuri brushed the pieces off and started panicking.

"Himejima-sannnn! You knocked him outtt!" She loudly exclaimed and set Sanemi on the gravel.

Gyomei rubbed his hands together again, "My deepest apologies, it seems I am still unaware of my own strength," tears welled up in his eyes.

2 claps were heard, which brought the pillars attention back to Oyakata-sama, "Since it appears that Shinazugawa cannot go a day without doing something disrespectful and/or being unknowledgeable; Himejima, I put him under your watch."

The tears in Gyomei's stopped and he bowed, thanking his master.

"Kocho, I'd like you to check on Shinazugawa," Oyakata-sama spoke again, towards the shortest pillar.

She quickly stepped over to Mitsuri, still holding onto Sanemi to make sure he didn't fall over.

Crouching down, she spoke to the other female pillar, "Kanroji-chan, can you please carry Shinazugawa-san back to Butterfly Mansion with me?"

Mitsuri nodded quickly, scooping up Sanemi like he was a feather.

The sound of feet stepping against the gravel faded away as Shinobu and Mitsuri headed to Butterfly Mansion.

"Pardon me, Oyakata-sama," small clinking was heard again and the sound of steps started.

Gyomei followed Shinobu and Mitsuri, the sound of his footsteps fading away as well.

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Sanemi laid peacefully over the clean white sheets of one of the examination beds in Butterfly Mansion.

Shinobu stood next to him, making sure Gyomei didn't inflict actual damage besides knocking Sanemi unconscious.

"Is he going to be alright?" Mitsuri spoke up, she was worried for her fellow pillar.

Gyomei stood behind the pink haired woman, "I would like to know as well," he rubbed his hands together. The clinking noise being heard again.

Shinobu stepped away from Sanemi's bedside and faced towards the 2 pillars, "He'll be fine, but it'll be a couple hours til he wakes up."

Tears spilled from Gyomei's colorless eyes, "I apologize for the trouble Kocho."

"It's quite alright Himejima," she smiled at him, a fake smile, as usual. She stepped out of the room to attend to some business.

Mitsuri rushed after Shinobu, "Bye Himejima!!" The door quickly shut behind the very eccentric girl.

Gyomei quietly stepped over to Sanemi's bedside and sat down next to it, as he was too big to sit in one of the chairs.

The extremely tall man pulled his hands away from each other and drew one of them to Sanemi's head, lightly ruffling the shorter man's white hair.

Gyomei must've sat there for hours, quietly waiting for the man he smacked to wake up.

One thing he did notice, is that Sanemi snored, not loud snores though, quiet and cute snores.

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