Read along with your favorite couple Morbius and Grimace as they go on many wacky and sexy adventures :D
Was featured on the now defunct Regretful Reads YouTube channel :))
After being together for a few months their sex life was starting to get stale. With Grimace always being tired and stressed from work and Morbius just not being as aroused to the purple beast as he used to they never really did much. They tried many thing to spice up their life like dildos with spongebobs face on it to paying for Belle Delphines yummy bath water and rubbing it on each other. They felt like their sex life was over with but they still loved each other. They were kinda like that elderly couple that have been together for like 50 years and just tolerate each other until they turn into dust and shit.
One day on Grimaces day off they decided to go get some dinner. They went to their favorite restaurant Panara Bread (Panara Bread if you are reading this please sponsor me I love you and are you my sexy discord kitten). They ate the best food in the world because Panara is sexy like your mom. They then went clubbing until like 2am because they wanted to be drunk and homosexual. As they were driving back home because drunk driving is cool they noticed a lightsaber in a dark alley.
When they got out of their car and walked towards it they noticed Yoda giving Ryan Reynolds the gwak gwak 3000. When the chiseled god himself noticed the Jared Leto looking vampire and the fast food mascot he scurried away like the little sexy rat boy he is. "Finished I wasn't", said Yoda upset. "Yeah but you can finish me", said Morbius and his throbbing 69 inch cock. Morbius then went on his knees as Yoda unbuckled his pants and gave him the best sucking of his life. Grimace then felt left out so he shoved his eggplant into Yodas tight Yodussy. "Mmm Morbius daddy", Yoda moaned as Morbius shot his cream into Yodas dry mouth. "Payment I need", Yoda demanded. Grimace then gave Yoda a card for free McDonald's for life and got Yodas number. Him and Morbius than drove back home and went to go play their favorite game ever Fortnite.
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