Horse Faces and Eren's Prank

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Dare: Jean/Horse Face to prank Levi by Horse face flirting with Eren!

Jean: I'm GONNA DIE!!

Eren: You act like someone would care?

Jean: I would care.

Eren: Yeah, that probably is the only person who could care, I could honestly care less.

Me: Do it I won't let him kill you, I can't make any promises though!

Eren: See no one could care less!

Jean: whatever I guess I'll do it, but you owe me-

Eren: What do you want then?

Jean: Pictures of Armin and Mikasa!

Eren: Why, don't you have Marco?

Jean: Oh yeah, then you owe me a date with Marco!

Eren: Aren't you and him already dating?

Jean: NO, I wish...

Me: do it and I'll give you all the hot pictures I got of Marco!

Eren: *whispers* you don't have any hot pictures of Marco, do you?

Me: *whispers* No but I'll make something up!

Jean: DEAL!

With Hanji, Erwin, Levi, Sasha, Annie, Zeke, Historia, Connie, Armin, Mikasa, Ymir, and Christa (Ymir x Christa ok)

Zeke: Where's Er-

Levi: SHUT UP YOUR ANNOYING!

Hanji: don't be so hard on him, he might have an annoying voice, but we'll get through it.

Levi: You can deal with it because you know how it feels to have an annoying voice so you're just fine!

Zeke: I'm right he-

Levi: MY FOOT WILL GO SO FAR UP YOUR A-

Sasha: YOUR POTATO'S

Levi: You cut me off to say POTATO?!

Connie: You messed up...

Sasha: Potatoes are good and it's a good censoring for what you were about to say!

Levi: I'll let it slide because it makes sense and that's the first time you ever made sense.

Connie: Who made you soft?

Hange: EREN!

Levi: Whatever!

Eren: Hey Levi!

Hange: Is there something wrong Eren?

Eren: No, I'm A-OK

Jean: Hey guys!

Connie: Hey Jeanie

Sasha: Did you bring potatoes?

Jean: No...

Sasha: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!

Jean:  I am, aren't I?

Christa: Eren come here!

Eren: ok?

In the private place with Christa and Eren

Eren: Yes?

Christa: You're doing that prank on Levi aren't you?

Eren: Yeah, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Christa: I have my ways, anyway Levi is already upset just sent photos to Jean and that'll make him mad!

Eren: Why are you on my side?

Christa: Idk, I enjoy pranks.

Back with all of them, btw Christa knows the prank because she was the one who wanted it.

Eren: Jean I sent you some photo's like you asked.

Jean: T-thank you?

Levi: What photos?

Eren: Before we came here Jean asked me for photos!

Levi: Of what-

Armin: Of who.

Eren: Of me?

Levi: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Eren: Levi what's wrong?

Jean: All he sent were photos of him without a shirt

Levi: W-hat...

Eren: Yea, and me in a maid dress!

Levi: Jean Kirstein, I fucking HATE YOU!!!!!!

Then Levi started to attack Jean, I mean I would stop him but come on this is horse face we're talking about can't I let it slide?

Me: *Nods head* 

Eren: It's a prank baby.

Levi: What.

Eren: It's a prank.

Levi: No the other word.

Eren: Baby?

Levi: *Looks at the floor blushing a light red*

Eren: Come here, Levi.

I drag Levi to my room, and push him onto the bed, "You're jealous?" "WHAT NO, I'm just mad at you." I take off his shirt and whisper into his ear "Why is daddy's baby boy mad at me for sending someone else pictures of daddy?" "D-daddy?!" "Yes, Levi?" "Fuck me~"

CLIFFHANGER BITCHES!

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⏰ Last updated: May 23, 2022 ⏰

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