Alex had one shot to do this.
And he was going to do it right.
As time went by, he slowly watched his best friend, John Laurens, express himself more openly. For example, when he went to Northern Virginia to see his cousin and crapped his pants at the restaurant, after haffin a screech and having a "sensory break" or whatever the crap mama said. DOKTOR 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋
Anyways, Laurens realized that he was actually in love with Burr, and NOT Hamilton.
When Hammy ham found out, he was MAD MAD MAD!
Thomas watched as he screamed, "WHAT THE DUMP HOW HE NO HAFF CRUSH ON MAE NO MOR VERY ROODE WTC"
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Laurens had told Tommy that he was in love with Burr and needed his help to get him since Tommy had connections through class.
"Ok fine I will help you, but you owe me, Laurens." Thomas rolled his eyes and left the room to look for Burr.
He had finally found him, in the broom closet, eating his toies which were covered in sour cream. YUMMAE! 😋
Thomas was confounded, "uh wtc. Anyway, Burr, let's get real."
Burr looked confused, "About what, mate?"
"About your secret crush on John Laurens."
Burr looked at him, BIG SHOK😱
"How did you know about that?"
Thomas looked at him like he was dumb as crap, "Because I've seen the way you look at him you dumb piece of crap."
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Thomas took Burr out of the closet ;) and made him walk over to John like a human.
Burr got excited when he saw John and started panting like a dog.
This made Laurens really happy, "AW YA DOGGAE!"
BARK BARK GRRRR RUFF
They flopped around for little bit while Burr walked around like a dog.
"I haff awesome idea!!! Let's get yau a dog collar!"
Burr LOVED that idea, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAA REAL DOGGAE COLLAR"
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They went to pet smart, where Alex and Tommy had to pay for the collar because Laurens ran out of money from his drug cartel.
Tommy turned to Alex, "Lexi i love you, but your friends are weird as CRAP."
Alex just turned to Tommy and grinned, "I know, but at least you get to keep me."
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The Love Debate // Jamilton
Фанфик1/18/21: Jamilton college au (yes I ship it! If you don't, please try not to leave hate.) -Lots of debating -Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson are 18 y/o and both in their first year at King's College. Bear with me, this is my first ever st...