Chapter 4: One Punch Dallas

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(Saitama Pov) It was a normal uneventful morning. Like always I woke up made breakfast and went out shopping. But today was different. For some strange reason while I was checking out my items from the market when suddenly everything begins to shake. I ran outside to find a huge hole in the sky. But what was even weirder was what came out the hole.


(Dylan's Pov) "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! OOOOF." After falling out of that wormhole I along with Dallas were this time met with a hard rough surface. "Aye ye ye that hurt like freak man!" yelled Dallas. "Oi! Well where are we now bro?" I asked. "Well it says that we are in a universe called... One Punch Man."


"Bro what is up with all these weird universe names man?" I said. "Idk must be the name of one of the guys here." he responded.


But then some bald looking guy walked up to us. "That would be me." the man said blandly. "Wait so your name is one punch man?". "No. That's just my hero title from the hero association." the bald guy said


"My real name is Saitama. Practically nobody calls me "One Punch Man". "Haha Lol" I said "If no one calls you that why is that your hero name?" After I said that Saitama immediately charge me and blandly said "Semi-serious punch"

 "Haha Lol" I said "If no one calls you that why is that your hero name?" After I said that Saitama immediately charge me and blandly said "Semi-serious punch"

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He then punched me in the face. Then a huge gust of wind formed and blew a large number of things away. "That's why they gave me the name "One Punch Man".


But I guess he expected me to be dead because when I just stood in place and brushed it off he looked shocked as FREAK! "Wow. Aggressive much." I said. "AYO WHAT?!?! Wow I'm impressed that you of all people were able to with stand my semi-serious punch.". "Well I mean you DID say that it was just a "semi-serious punch" soooo."


"But I didn't think that you would just brush it off like that! Most others never even survive my base punches wait... THIS MIGHT THE FIGHT I WAS WAITING FOR!!!" Saitama yelled. "Oh so you wan't a fight huh? THEN LET'S FIGHT!"


I then flash stepped faster than godspeed and socked him in the stomach. " Wait wh- *gets punched* *vomits* THE HEC-". Before he could finish I proceeded to massacre him with fists and kicks. After I was done with those I landed the final blow with my knee up to his face.


He then collapsed in front of me. Before he went unconscience I leaned down and said "Careful what you wish for..." and with that he was out. I then turned around to see Dallas looking at me with his signature "bruh you fo real?" look. "What?!" "Oh it's nothing" he said back


"Well let's just leave now before someone else wants to pick a fight." he said. "Oh but someone already has you little turds!" spoke a mysterious voice. "WHAT WHO THE HECK CALLED US TURDS!?!" I yelled furiously. "Up here you idiots!" the voice said. We both looked up to see what looked like a little girl with green swirly hair.

"THE FREAK DID YOU JUST CALL US YOU BRAT!?!?" I yelled again

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"THE FREAK DID YOU JUST CALL US YOU BRAT!?!?" I yelled again. "BRAT?!? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT 28 FOR YOUR INFORMATION WEAKLING!"she screamed back. "


YOUR REALLY NOT! WE'ER EONS OLDER THAN YOU!" Dallas yelled. "Oh well in that case your not even worth my time you bunch of grandpas!". "Ǵ̵̢̞͍̝͎̖̺͕̐͛̌͑R̶͉̘͎̽̑̍͜͠Ä̶̧̺̰́̃̇̇͋̿͛̇͐ͅͅṊ̴̢̫̤̪̤͙̀̎̓͒̕̚͝ͅD̵̡͔͖̬̣̠͇̲͕͔̍̏̐̑̏͑͛͘P̵͕̺̹̠͙̫̝͔̞̍̃ͅA̸̗̮̥͈̼̥̠͑́̀͐͐̀̈́͜͜S̸̪̠̓̀͋̊̔͋̈̽͝!̴̧̀̆̃̑͐̈́!̷̧̼̣̦̭̮̭͍̘͜͠!̴̦̥͉̆̔!̵̧̢̲̺̥̻̫̓̋!̴͕̹̼̥̘̟̗̲̟̒̎́̉̾͛͑!̵̻̥͉̬̪̮̌͌͋͝" I was at my breaking point until... "Calm down lil bro. I'll take care of this." Dallas then started to fly up into the air and form an orange aura around him. "Your not the only one with telekinesis girl. SO LET'S DUKE THIS OUT!"

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