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False Alarm - Joestar Group & Reader

TW: Mentions blood and sWeAr WoRdS

(Apparently the group name for the protagonists in Battle Tendency is "Joestar Group." You learn something new everyday huh?)

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You put on your boxing robe and made your way towards the kitchen, silently cursing to yourself about your strength and hamon. When you're not breathing hamon you have your strength under control, but with hamon, you get frazzled and lose control. It's for this reason alone why Lisa Lisa forbid you from meeting her two trainees, hell you were barely allowed to do as much as talk to Suzi Q.

'Sooner or later I'll gain control of my abilities and then I won't be secluded anymore,'  you internally reassured yourself on your trip to the kitchen. Once you finally made it to your destination you noted how you didn't bump into anyone on your way there.  You shrugged it off and grabbed yourself  a plate. Putting it down on the counter, your mind trailed off as you started thinking about Lisa Lisa and Suzi. How Lisa Lisa was strict and often times cold and distant, her maid Suzi was everything but.

Just thinking about that lovely little ball of sunshine made your heart flutter. You closed your eyes and smiled. You turned around to start putting your meal together when you felt something bump against your arm and heard the loud sound of shattering ceramic. Your eyes flew open.

While you were in la la- land you forgot your surroundings and, accidentally, knocked over one of Lisa Lisa's tiny vases. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't for the fact that this little ceramic vase costed thousands of Lira.

You quickly shoved the food back into the fridge, put the plate back in the cabinet, and without thinking you started grabbing handfuls of the broken vase and shoving it into your robe's pockets. Just as you finished hiding the evidence, you heard footsteps approaching.

'Lisa and her trainees are still outside. So then it's Suzi! Shit!'  You thought to yourself. You quickly tip-toed over to the kitchen supply closet. Luckily enough for you it had a window. You unlocked it and quietly exited the building, closing the window behind you.

Thankfully you made it back to the side of the island that had your room unseen. It wasn't until you closed the door behind you that your adrenaline rush faded. You hissed in pain.

"Shit!" You swore under your breath.

Upon looking down at your hands, you figured out that you had badly cut and gashed them from picking up the pieces of ceramic. Blood trickled from the open wounds. You fumbled around your room looking for bandage gauze.

After wrapping the gauze over your blood covered wounds you searched for holes on your robe. But before you could even think about taking out the broken parts, you remembered something. If you cut your hand on the shards then you most certainly left blood on the door knobs and window locks. You glanced out of your window and saw Lisa Lisa with her two trainees come back inside.

Alright then. Going back to clean up the blood would for sure give you away. You grabbed a tissue and opened up your door. You wiped off the blood on both door knobs. Unsure and Afraid of the possibility that Lisa Lisa would come knocking at your door, you hid your robe underneath your bed.

The sun soon set and it was night. At least by now your bad luck cleared up. You headed to sleep feeling immense fear and guilt. You assumed that Suzi Told Lisa Lisa about the sound and missing vase. What if Lisa Lisa just knew it was you? Would she kill you in your sleep? Were you going to wake up and figure out what the afterlife is like? Those thoughts caused you to toss and turn groggily. Eventually though, you fell asleep.