after your 18th birthday, you set out on a mission to find the love of your life, Harry Styles. you move to the UK to find Harry. you go to the local Tescos and you see him, Harry, he looks so flipping good In that skin-tight rainbow disco ball outfit. you walk over to him, you get on one knee, and ask him to marry you. Harry says YES! A few months later you are walking down the ele you meet eyes with him he is wearing his red suit with no shirt under it. your dreams have come true you are getting married to Harry Styles at a cottage core wedding. long story short you move into a small cottage in the middle of the woods. you have your first child, Casper, he is the spitting image of his father. one-year later you give birth to your second child, Barrel, she looks like a perfect mix of both you and Harry. one day shortly after Barrel's 10th birthday Harry gets Ebola, he gets so sike that he dies sitting on the floor at home, right before you stand over him animatingly and ask "What kind of pills are you on?" harry responds by dieing. you have to raise your children alone now while grieving the death of your husband. years go by the war in Europe has gotten very bad you get a letter in the mail saying that Casper is being drafted. you cry for a long time while watching him leave. it's just you and Barrel now. Barrel gets sick, Very Sick. she almost dies but somehow lives.
You get a letter from the military you are scared it will be bad news but when you open it you are shocked by the news Casper will be returning home soon. you meet Casper at the docks he looks so different, he now has a beard which is shocking because his father never could. Casper hugs you and whispers in your ear "mother I am gay," he said, "the men on the ship were so good looking I could not resist." you respond "I am so proud of you," you say reassuring him "you are just like your Father.". you throw a party for Caspers coming out. it is perfect, rainbows everywhere. all of a sudden Harry comes back from the grave and congratulates his son while flesh peals away from his bones. you have your husband back. he dies. Casper tells you about his boyfriend named Liam Pants you tell Casper to break up with him RIGHT NOW. Casper goes to the pub Liam likes and breaks up with him. Liam runs away crying like the little bitch boy he is. Casper looks over at the other side of the bar he sees a spanking hot Irish man at the other side of the pub and goes over to him. Casper asks the man his name, and the man responds in a sexy Irish accent "They call me Niall." Casper asks Niall to be his boyfriend Niall says yes, He gets small and crawls into Casper's ear, Casper tells him to get out but he's in there.
THE END
