I'm walking along the sidewalk until see a strange person with a blocky figure. Wait a minute, thats shitass!!!
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I then see an old lady very slowly crossing the street and I get a very sinister idea as I run towards shitass.
(Y/N): "Hey, shitass! Wanna see me speedrun killing that old lady over there?"
I then run towards my car and start the engine and start driving towards the old lady, which is STILL crossing the street, at full speed.
(Y/N): "DIE!!!"
**CRASH**
old lady: "Gahhhh!"
**THUD**
Dammit she's still alive! I get out of my car and start kicking her in the stomache as she cooughs up blood.
(Y/N): "WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE ALREADY?! YOU'RE MESSING UP MY SPEEDRUN! "
old lady: *coughing blood sounds*
I think she's almost dead! Just one more ki--
**BOOM**
WHAT THE HELL?! SHE JUST EXPLODED WHICH I DID NOT CAUSE! When the dust clears up I see shitass holding tnt. He's staring straight in to my soul which I find very creepy. He then starts flying at me at an alarmingly fast rate.
