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We all started falling out of the plane we got in the paddle boats i'm starting to question my moms crush on chris just a little water yes owen we know we're in water water quick paddle we're all gonna die if you let us live i will tutor any brain dead who requires it even duncan if we live i'll forget she ever said that if we live i'll let serra kiss me you shouldn't have said that i said what like we're gonna make it i want my kiss serra literally used this super strength to save us so nigra brawls is pretty awesome eh it almost kissed us i was besides my dad wait luna aren't you doing this one duncan asked can i tell them dad sure go ahead were getting close to the end of the competition so that means i'm not competing anymore i explained no don't worry duncan i'll still be on the plane the my dad continued like i said awesome the falls is the jewel in canada's crown and one of the top ten nature wonders in the world it's also known for its fabulous casino which is where we'll be heading for the first part of the challenge oh man seriously we went to somewhere else cause we weren't of age to actually go seriously since your all underage we had to move the challenge from the gambiling floor to the farless exiting casino concert hall oh i wonder if anyone is performing your in luck owen my man last time on the aftermath show they had a second chance challenge where one of the losers could score a spot back in the game and were about to enjoy a little number from the winner gwen is it gwen that wouldn't suck yes it would she's two hundreds pounds of sassy in a 90 pound package and she's wearing twelve pounds of mascara it's blainly i sighed and mumbled i hate my life que what who
Blaineley:Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific! S-s-so terrific!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?
Chris: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thang up there's a rating's jewel!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific!
Heather: M-M-Make me si-ick!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat, no foam latte steamed to a hundred-two, heat! I'm quite specific.
Owen: She's Blainerific!
Duncan: So-so horrific.
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fam-
Cody: Who's that girl again?
Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you? I'm the host of the Puppy Bachelorette! I was nominated for a Gemmie Award! I interviewed you for Celebrity Manhunt! It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific.
Courtney and Heather: She's not so famous, turns out she's not so famous!
Luna my dad said I know this song for when I believed in good things
Yeah, when I grow up, you know what I wanna be?
Take a seat, let me tell you my ridiculous dreams
I wanna rap—yeah, I know it's hard to believe
And I can tell you're already thinkin' I will never succeed
But I'm okay with it, I admit the lyrics are weak
I've been workin' on 'em, I'll be good eventually
I understand you gotta crawl before you get to your feet
But I been running for a while, they ain't ready for me (Ahh)
I know this prolly isn't really realistic
And honestly, I might not ever make a difference
But that don't make a difference, I'ma have to risk it
I've been crunchin' numbers, you ain't gotta be a mathematician
To see the odds ain't rootin' for me
I can't lie though, that's kinda how I like it to be
The underdog, yeah, you prolly think you know what I mean
But what I'm saying is—they ever push me, I'm gonna swing, yeah
I could go to college, get in debt like everybody else
Graduate and prolly get a job that doesn't pay the bills
That don't make a lot of sense to me, forget the Happy Meals
I don't like the dollar menu, I would rather make a meal
Huh? Make a mil'? Nah, I said make a meal
Home cookin', get the grill
How you want it? Pretty well?
Everything I'm seeing is overdone to me, I'm not Adele
But I'ma get a record deal and say hello to mass appeal

When I grow up, I just want to pay my bills
Rappin' about the way I feel (Oh, yeah)
I just want to make a couple mil', leave to the fam and in the will (Oh, yeah)
I just want to sign a record deal, maybe buy a house up in the hills (Oh, yeah)
Might not be the best in my field, but I guarantee that I'ma die real
When I grow up

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