Chris daughter alehandro's love story

chinese fake out

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[It's going to get confusing after the elimination ceremony btw i made this when i was young so i didn't know much about pregnancy stuff and the equipment used to see the baby]She wants to throw a reception for us when we get home she wants us to get one of those cupcakes and spend the whole day smashing icing into eachothers faces i could tell alejandro was getting mad just hearing about it calm down the both of you your not getting married there is no marriage certificate no rings no paparazzi photos no thats true thats true seriously you are about as married as alejandro and luna will everyone stop talking about marriage i said alejandro then left you guys and i have a similar problem really which escaped mental patient are you scared of all i mean is that sometimes when you're too nice to somebody they get the wrong idea happens to me all the time not like this she's making baby names list we don't want kids but she can't make us have kids right just tell her that you will never ever be anything ultimately it's going to be doing her a favor we finally landed welcome to china a vast country rich in history culture innovating and delicious sauce our first challenge is torn from the pages of her rich history in eight billion bc kingdom some led a battalion of donkey warriors down this very great wall eight million bc was the myostine era there were dinosaurs yea what she said we've provided a selection of vehicles to race to our mystery destination they're first come first serve its the chinese way ready set he then got a call i better get this mclean here yea i'm trying to do a show here do we go or what yea yea we go yea can we do this later so we go now i told them not to go ok fine everyone left but me and cody hey who said you could go yea well watch out there's a few things i was gonna warn you about but forget it dad cody didn't leave well come on the both of you since at least someone listens to me we'll fly there me cody and my dad were at the finish line waiting for everyone i knew blainly was cheating but it wasn't my problem duncan and alejandro came second bornito i think i beat you wow bud i eged you out big time my dad crawled back up may we check the photo finish what show do you think your on there's no prize for first anyway what they both yelled if ya had waited for me to say the rules anybody who makes it over the line before the gong rings out gets to join me for a very special lunch aka 5the next part of the competition i still won go sit on some chopsticks then heather came these shoes are a war crime you didn't have to wear them what if you had waited for me to announce the rules just tell me i beat blainly sorry to disappoint you sweetie i had the greatest tour ever the little villages the rice paddles i even did a little shopping but who pulled you oh a good reporter doesn't reveal her source ok people it's time to ring the gong ring it serra came in last then my dad rang the gong we were in a chinese building to win today you'll have to eat more than anybody else at this totally awesome chinese restaurant except that this is the world's most authentic chinese restaurant you'll be enjoying real street food delicacies deep fried grasshoppers kung pao larvae alehandro almost threw up are you ok bruh i'm fine where i'm from we eat barbecued guinea pig this is nothing your digestive system says otherwise i said my dad got another call yo this is mclean yea i'm trying to make a show here if it's cortney tell her she's a loser look behind you dumbass i said to duncan courtney cleared her throat cortney i am filled with relief oh yea well i am filled with rage do you know where i landed in a pigpen do you know how thoroughly i got snouted it's a good thing i have a very strong stomach ah good to hear i rolled my eyes ok you have to eat each blowel of delish food opening your mouth to prove it went down if your last to finish or you puke you go sit with courtney on the loser bench i am a cit not a loser the bell went off my dad was starting this one this time
Chris: A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means "enjoy your meal."
Everyone (except Courtney and Sierra): Manman chi. It's no raw deal.
Cody: Is it roasted eel?

Chris's: Manman chi means "bon appétit."
Alejandro, Blaineley, Duncan and Heather: Manman chi. What do we have to eat?
Heather: It's still moving its feet!

Chris: Manman chi. It's dinner for four.
Alejandro, Blaineley and Duncan: Manman chi. We've got room for more.
Duncan: I think I'm nearly done for.

Chris: Manman chi. Don't get the squirts.
Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. We'd rather eat our shirts!

Wait, stop why does blainly's food look so much better my dad got a call again listen man and why does alehandro keep bending over while he's eating i got a better question why does cortney keep chewing her cud back here i do not you have a little something i sighed you are all children i said chris what are you gonna do about all this crazy cheating yea ok budget blah blah what are we supposed to do get off the phone and host the flipping show alehandro is slipping his food back to cortney and someone is giving blainly actual food instead of gross ossity it is a lie so not true get over it i'm so ashamed luna you take care of this i got the producers breathing on my back sure thing dad this is the last round whoever wins gets invincibility in tonight's votes and they get to take the person of their choice up to first class with them at least switch blainly's bowl to prove shes not cheating and move cortney away from alehandro fine you fucking children blainly trade bowls with serra cortney put this on to prove you can keep your mouth shut this is rediculas and so is fight about stupid shit i said lets get this over with my dad said
Alejandro and Blaineley: Manman chi. (off-key) Manman chi-i-i.
Chris: They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman... Huh?
Alejandro and Blaineley: (both gag and vomit)
Sierra: Cody's in first class with me and my Love-me tea!
Elimination ceremony
Cortney and blainly were leaving thank god not so fast i have somethings i have to say first ezikial he's still hiding in the hole serra cody has voted for you every single time get a clue luna and alehandro just give it up and make out already can you get her out of here i said i don't know this parts kinda fun oh you want to hear something really fun they wanted me to host the show you only got the job because i said no and my dad gave me look that said push her out now so i pushed out blainly and cortney
After elimination ceremony
Hey dad do you have an ultrasound machine um why do you need that for a friend he sighed yes i do he handed me a smaller version of a ultrasound machine he also handed me the liquid are you hiding something from me my little witch no dad i promise i walked into economy why do you have a ultrasound machine and why does chris have one on the plane don't ask come on duncan i'll need your help wait why is duncan wearing one of your shirts because there comfy he said we went in my room hey gwen can you leave for a minute sure she left the room closing the door behind her ok lay on my bed and roll up your shirt ok he laid on my bed and rolled up his shirt it might be cold so be prepared i think i'll be ok i squirted the liquid on his stomach dame that is cold i rubbed the liquid onto his stomach with the wand[whatever you call it]i then looked at the image the baby looks fine and healthy that's good i always thought gwen would be the one carrying yalls kid i wiped the liquid off of duncan's stomach then i put the machine away not the time to joke sorry i'm going to bed ok i let gwen in they both fell asleep together 'cute' i then went to first class i walked in to see serra pour stuff on her that i knew cody was allergic to so i pulled him away from her what the living hell serra what cody's allergic to that stuff how do you know that don't worry about it i sighed are you ok luna serra asked no i'm stressed out i have to worry about duncan then i have to worry about cody then i have to worry about this guy calling me i haven't gotten to eat in a while and i barely get any sleep the nightmares are getting worse then i have to worry about my mom getting custody of me and my siblings how long has it been since you've eaten ever since i got on the show what the hell luna your lucky to be alive right now i just want things back to the way they were happy and fun but nope that's not my life at all what nightmares do you have that keep you up about my siblings dying in front of me my mom killing my dad that guy trying to get duncan or me losing the only people i have cody then hugged me it's going to be ok you got a lot of great friends here yeah i guess i then passed out i'll take her to her room no she needs to sleep out here fine i'll take her she's sleeping in first class chris won't mind fine alehandro and heather then left first class someone was jealous yea i gusse he was weird