Chris daughter alehandro's love story

african lying society safari

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I woke up still tired and so was cody because i woke up from a nightmare we were outside cody was in my backpack why's cody in your backpack my dad asked neither of us got any sleep but i'll play for him sure but we at least need to talk after this episode sure sure nice dress its traditional masai warrior garb and it came with this he threw an arrow at duncan dad be careful i yelled watch it trust me that's the least dangerous thing that will happen to you today welcome to beautiful tanzania home of the serengeti plains and over 70 different kind of animals that can kill you serra finally came out ok challenge time part one combines two of africa's most popular sports soccer and cricket i call it sock it to me me being you of course um is chef expecting a blizzard behold the penalty parka plus pence created specifically to help people sweat out their cheating ways looking hot chef chef tried to throw something at my dad it almost hit me if i didn't catch it sorry luna chef said its ok i said each player must run one at a time from the starting line to that pile of african saffo plums Grab as many as you can carry and run back And you'll be doing all of this While your fellow competitors pummel You with soccer balls ohh pummeled By a soccer ball how painful ow dad i yelled you were saying Next take the plums You've brought back And whack them with The cricket bat to Smash Those gourds open like this my dad hit my uncle chef in the family jewels Whoever cracks their gourd open first wins a reward that will be mooi helpful in the next challenge now positions people luna your up first ready steady Serengeti he blew the whistle i ran i was able to get ten and run back fast then serra went i didn't know how much she got but alehandro knocked them out of her hands then it was duncan he almost made it if alehandro and heather didn't hit him in the head then it was heather she almost made it but still got plums and made it now it's alehandro's turn he kicked duncan's ball it hit duncan in the family jewels heathers he kicked it back it hit her in the face serras ball he also kicked back it hit her in the face instead so he got plums and made it remember first person to smash through gets the advantage and go serra's plum hit chef in the family jewels seems like the universe is none to pleased with your meddling either chef duncan hit his but didn't fully break it hey i'm use to smashing things with the bat no middle man then it was heathers turn unlike the d man heathers a batting fiend heather opened her gord then alehandro than duncan than me serra didn't get it broken but not a gord no success for serra will make it much harder for her to deal with this i knew who was in the box shouldn't we be running right now yes you should be scared part two of our challenge is a genuine african safari and the prey why only the most dangerous and chauvinistic animal of all ezekiel you shoved his dirty butt out of the plane in london i know he's like a one man cockroach infestation but when a certain blond who's name rhymes with blainly ratted zeke out chef went hunting and found the scrawny lunatic down in the hole i should warn you though holy pero thanks to all that time with the animals whoever nads the beast formally known as ezekiel wins invincibility and first class seats to our next destination with a player of their choice blah blah blah where is my reward i laughed a little at geather in a second go to your gords and check inside they contain what you'll use to hunt with oh yes do you know how many windows i've broken with one of these do you know how many people in juvie i hurt with these maybe i shouldn't have gave you one no shit dumbass i said what's the pocket for magic beans close tranquilizer balls sling them with enough velocity and they burst on contact numbing the area releasing a hardy dose of sleepy time goodness watch as this intern deminstraights see it's like paintball only with naps now stand back People we're gonna give the Violent psycho a head start hey frosty release the beast heather got six tranc balls alehandro got three duncan got two i got five and serra got goggles and two balls and go tracking prey is like stealing cars the more look outs you got the better results what we say team up to find the twerp yes we should find Ezekiel together as a pack forget it you'll just get in my way I am going at it alone then I salute your bravery and bid you good hunting and I bid you good Losing how far do you think she'll get not far without I stole them in the huddle are you sure you haven't been to jail I sighed what's wrong alehandro asked just tired is all I said ok you sure he asked yes I said yo check this out definitely human look there's some drool Ezekiel wait let's keep calm we'll set a trap and lure him in good idea amigo uh oh quicksand I quickly helped them out of the quicksand are you ok Luna alehandro asked I'm fine I said we we're following tracks all of a sudden we all passed out hey anyone in there did you or did you not get high on the plane my dad asked I don't know what your talking about I said half an hour of you guys sleeping oh yea that's gonna be great for rating I want a song pronto no matter where the trank balls hit you and how groggy you might be now sing
Heather: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup.
I'll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up. Ah!
Alejandro: Going alone just makes you look sad and pathetic. Plus, you'll die without a trace.
Heather: Hey!
Duncan: We teamed up and almost had a Zeke. I could see the zits right on his face. Really! We were that close!
Heather: "Almost" gets you nowhere around here. You're a loser duo, and that's all.
Alejandro: "Loser" is what the lion called you, when you couldn't find your balls. Tranq balls, that is. I wonder where they went?
Sierra: I better sing or I get kicked out. (faints) I got something I want to say. Cody? Cody? Cody? I ca- I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Cody?! Cody?! Co... (faints)
Heather: Well, it's a beautiful day on the Serengeti. The perfect time to snag a pup.
I'll find Zeke and win this dumb game, as soon as my leg wakes up.
My leg.
Alejandro: My hand. (gets punched by Duncan)
Duncan: My arm.
Sierra: Ugh, my face.
Alejandro, Duncan, Heather and Sierra: Wake uuuuuuu-uh-uh-uup!
Wake uuuuuuuuuuuuup!
Luna my dad said yea I know this song is how I been searching for a lot of things in my life and still am I said
Hey,Luna , how's life?"
I don't know, it's alright
I've been dealin' with some things like every human being
And really didn't sleep much last night (last night)
"I'm sorry", that's fine
I just think I need a little me time
I just think I need a little free time
Little break from the shows and the bus rides (bus rides), yeah
Last year I had a breakdown
Thoughts tellin' me I'm lost gettin' too loud
Had to see a therapist, then I found out
Somethin' funny's goin' on up in my house
Yeah, I started thinkin' maybe I should move out
You know, pack my car, take a new route
Clean up my yard, get the noose out
Hang up my heart, let it air out (air out)
I've been searchin'
"What does that mean,Luna?"
I've been learning
Grabbin' my keepsakes, leavin' my burdens
Well, I brought a few with me, I'm not perfect
Lookin' at the view like, this concerns me
Pickin' up the cues, right? I'm quite nervous
Hate it when I lose sight, life gets blurry
And things might hurt me
It's prolly gonna be a long journey, but hey (but hey)
It's worth it, though
Cold world out there, kids, grab your coats
Been a minute, I know, now I'm back to roam
Lookin' for the antidote to crack the code
Pretty vivid, I admit it, I'm in classic mode
Don't need pity given to me, but I can't condone
Talkin' down to me, I'ma have to crack your nose for crackin' jokes
I'm lookin' for the map to hope, you seen it? (You seen it?)
Been makin' a whole lot of changes
Wrote a song about that, you should play it
I get scared when I walk on these stages
I look at the crowd and see so many faces, yeah
That's when I start to get anxious
That's when my thoughts can be dangerous
That's when I put on my makeup and drown in self-hatred
Forget what I'm saying,and
Where'd the beat go?
Oh, ain't that somethin'?
Drums came in, you ain't see that comin'
Hands on my head, can't tell me nothin'
Got a taste of the fame, had to pump my stomach
Throw it back up like I don't want it
Wipe my face, clean up my vomit
OCD, tryna push my buttons
I said don't touch it, now y'all done it
I can be critical, never typical
Intricate with every syllable, I'm a criminal
Intimate, but never political, pretty visual
Even if you hate it, I'll make it feel like you're in it, though
You call me what you wanna, but never call me forgettable
Leave you deep in thought, I could never swim in the kiddie pool
Way that I been thinkin' is cinematic, it's beautiful
Man, I don't know if I'm makin' movies or music videos (videos, videos, videos)
Yeah, the sales can rise
Doesn't mean much though when your health declines
See, we've all got somethin' that we trapped inside
That we try to suffocate, you know, hopin' it dies
Try to hold it underwater but it always survives
Then it comes up out of nowhere like an evil surprise
Then it hovers over you to tell you millions of lies
You don't relate to that? Must not be as crazy as I am
The point I'm makin' is the mind is a powerful place
And what you feed it can affect you in a powerful way
It's pretty cool, right? Yeah, but it's not always safe
Just hang with me, this'll only take a moment, okay?
Just think about it for a second, if you look at your face
Every day when you get up and think you'll never be great
You'll never be great, not because you're not, but the hate
Will always find a way to cut you up and murder your faith (woo!)
I am developin', take a look at the benefits
Nothin' to meddle with, I can never be delicate
Am I even relevant? That depends how you measure it
Take a measurement, then bag it up and give me the evidence
Pretty evident, dependable can never be tentative
I'm a gentleman, depending on if I think you're genuine
Pretty elegant, but not afraid to tell you to get a grip
Proper etiquette, I keep it to myself when I celebrate, ah (ah)
It's that time again
Better grab your balloons and invite your friends
Seatbelts back on, yeah, strap 'em in
Look at me, everybody, I'm smilin' big
On a road right now that I can't predict
Tell me "Tone that down, " but I can't resist
Y'all know that sound, better raise your fist
The search begins, I'm back, so enjoy the trip, huh
Somebody better catch Zeke fast cuz the plane is taking off in exactly one hour with or without you man you are ripe but if you learned your lesson truce so Duncan still in the game even though gwens gone not your best move actually she's still on the plane I said ok what are you trying to do alehandro tripped Duncan I went to catch him but we both fell into these berries which I knew what they were are fucking kidding me I yelled while getting up Luna are you ok alehandro asked I was pissed no one but Duncan and Gwen can talk to me he sighed those are Serengeti blood berries Beautiful to look at but the juice smells just like fresh blood ah disgusting I'm gonna go wash off you coming Luna yea I have to protect you we got to the river Ezekiel just popped up I was about to get in front of Duncan but it was to late he already scratched him but I was able from keeping him attacking him again when alehandro shot the trank ball it somehow got both Duncan and Ezekiel asleep I picked up Duncan Cody could walk now so I don't have to worry about him whoa congrats to alehandro you are on your way to first class
         Elimination ceremony
Duncan was about to leave but the deal was still on the table so he gets to stay on the plane I whispered in my dads ear that Duncan's pregnant he is my dad asked I shook my head yes but how my dad asked I explained to him where he was when he was missing that's really rare really rare my dad said I agreed so when did it happen I explained to him what mal was doing to him and how long he had him oh shit my dad said I nodded my head sadly so that's why you needed all that I nodded my head yes again what are y'all whispering about none of your business alehandro my dad said
   After elimination ceremony
Come here Duncan so I can take care of your wound ok he sat down this might burn I put Hydrogen peroxide on the wound mother fucker Duncan yelled i know I then put gauze over the wound there done I said thank you Duncan said I smiled your welcome why is he wearing one of your shirts again alehandro asked because I can Duncan said I heard alehandro growl I sighed and rolled my eyes I-I-I'm sorry Luna I sighed don't be it's not your fault my phone then started ringing I knew who it was motherfucker I answered the phone not in the mood
Luna-hello
Mal-aw did someone have a bad day
Luna-what the hell do you want
Mal-I heard and saw Duncan's getting a little fat
Luna-so why does that matter to you
I heard him laugh
Mal:because I looked at Duncan's medical records
Luna-shit
Mal-yea it's so weird I looked at his medical records and it says he's the first guy they found that can get pregnant
Luna-I don't know what your talking about
Mal-don't try to lie to me your voice is getting shaky
Luna-fine he is but you can't do anything to stop it
Mal-oh I wasn't going to when the child is born I will get to see it
Luna-I will not let you near him
Mal-let's see how that goes I wonder what you would look like pregnant
Luna-I won't let happen
Mal-let's see about that bye Luna
He hung up
I looked at Duncan he knows Duncan he knows oh shit he said yes I sighed let's just forget what happened and go to bed ok Duncan laid on the Bench and I laid on his chest and we fell asleep