Chris daughter alehandro's love story

rapa-phooey!

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Attention passengers please prepare for landing another piece of our world heritage destroyed that is not the only chiseled rock that's gonna get destroyed today I said chiseled you say she said drizzled Gwen and Duncan were standing outside the plane because I told them I saw the cake Serra made for Cody al you gotta try this taffy alehandro and I am not hungry that's the beauty of candy no hunger required gob smackers jelly beans sour ears Cody I got infront of Cody we walked up the stairs wow chris you've been working out excuse me I said and welcome to Easter island aka rapa phooey place is old these dudes were carved so long ago no one even remembers why anymore ten bucks says it started as a dare twenty bucks says get on with it yea today you final four are going on a Highly traditional Easter island egg hunt for chocolate Easter eggs Cody asked I laughed a little no I'm talking the old school kind of eggs that come from birds you know those flying things with feathers and talons and vicious kill you in a second Beaks speaking of which rapanui headdresses wear them with pride chickens hidden in these head things are a bunch of colored eggs that match the color of your head things wow you really did your Research your challenge to find three eggs in your color then make a break for the massive underground cavern System and book it all the way up to the highest point on the island reach the top with all three eggs to begin the second part of today's challenge what happens if we Drop an egg You'll have to come all the way back here for a replacement and no you cannot take a back up egg first to the top gets a big advantage in part two now scramble I saw Serra helping Cody 'oh boy' I saw Cody trying to help alehandro but Serra comes back and pulls Cody away 'oh boy' they started going through the tunnel until my dad and uncle pushed a bolder down there hopefully Cody and alehandro are ok alehandro and Cody had to get more I guess they broke their eggs then they started getting chased by a condor they all ran out thank god close it we may as well move on to the next challenge since alehandro was the first one out I have to play baseball I couldn't help but laugh thankfully no you must climb this rock piller all the way up to a giant condor nest You already know they can get pretty crabby but did you know female condors are even bigger than the dude birds She's ginormous Yep 12 foot wingspan that's like two Alejandro's wide see she's kinda peeved Because you guys stole her eggs no it was him so now you have to try and shimmy up the nest And give them back in order in which you arrived here of course mamas got a whole lot more eggs up there so she's bound to be fade protective gracias giant condor has been known To peck the eyeballs Of predators but I like my eyes and I like lunas Especially when they're shooting daggers Deposit all three eggs and you win and if nobody makes it well try it again it's gonna be that much fun the bell went off
Alejandro: I'm tall, I'm tanned,
I'm young, I'm handsome.
I've come here to bring back your wee ones...
So, hush my sweet, condor.
Let me win this one, please.
So try, attack me!
But, I won protection.
I don't feel that pecking.
So, save your objections.
Hush, now, condor,
Let me in the final three.
Whoah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!
Chris: Next!
Cody: I, oh, I-I-I...
I've got problems with condors...
Problems with condors.
Why, oh, why-y-y?
Am I not at home? I ponder...
Trust me, oh, trust me-e!
I'm your best friend,
And I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in!
My licorice! Oof!
Chris: Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...
Sierra: I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak!
Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack!
So, hush, my sweet!
Let me into the final three!
Cody Jr.! No, not Auntie Heather!
Chris: Heather?
Heather: I...
Sierra: Waaaaah!
Heather: How I-I-I...
Sierra: Oof!
Heather: How I really hate these birdies,
And I wanna live to see my thirties.
These, these feathered jerks.
They're bringing me strife,
And "Cody II,"
I'm not your wife,
For the last time!
Get a life!
Yes!
Thanks, my sweet condor,
Now I'm in the final three!
Luna sure this song is for when I pass a drunk guy and they assume I'm going home with them
I ain't got no time for no games
Tell me what you like but it's never gon' change
So you do what you wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
I ain't got no time for no games
I'm not being rude, can you give me my space
'Cause I do what wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
Your words are dead, cheap blondes are boring
So I do my thing, and keep on ignoring
You saw, you're aware, I don't go around givin'
My thing up, thing up
Have some respect, It's quite insulting
I don't wanna wake up with you in the morning
You tell me you're different excuse me for snoring
You liar, liar
I ain't got no time for no games
Tell me what you like but it's never gon' change
So you do what you wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
I ain't got no time for no games
I'm not being rude, can you give me my space
'Cause I do what wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
No, baby don't tell me your story
You know I don't care, so why you're persistent?
You know I am not, not gonna sleep with you
Stop now, stop now
Have some respect, don't act like I'm blind
I can see your intent, spent way too much time
I have listened to this, listened to shit
From a player, you get no love
I ain't got no time for no games
Tell me what you like but it's never gon' change
So you do what you wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
I ain't got no time for no games
I'm not being rude, can you give me my space
'Cause I do what wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
Oh, I'm not going
I'm not going home with you boy, no
I'm not doing home with you, home with you
Don't do this to me, nightmare
You got a nice face, big deal
Don't want what you got right here
I won't hear you darling
'Cause I'm not your baby
Do I have to say it?
Say it again, again?
I ain't got no time for no games
Tell me what you like but it's never gon' change
So you do what you want, what you wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
I ain't got no time for no games
I'm not being rude, can you give me my space
'Cause I do what wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
You do what you wanna, wanna do
And I'm not going home with you, home with you
Heather takes the win we got back on the plane
Elimination ceremony
Serra was supposed to leave thank god but it was a reward challenge 'are you fucking kidding me' heather and alehandro go to first class while Serra and Cody go to economy
After the elimination ceremony
I went to first class are you ok Luna alehandro asked I'm fine Duncan then ran into first class Luna what's wrong Duncan he's calling ok I'll answer him I took Duncan's phone and answered
Luna-hello
Mal-is Duncan with you
Luna-of course he is why
Mal-because I want to talk to him about him being pregnant and all
Luna-your not getting near him or me
Mal-do you even know the gender
Luna-of course I do
Mal-then what is it
Luna-I'm not telling you
Mal-I'll find out soon oh and it's funny how your trying to hide the fact that he's pregnant by wearing your shirts very funny bye Luna
He hung up I handed Duncan his phone then we laid down and fell asleep (sorry thought the plane blows up on this episode but nope it actually happens in the next one)