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Welcome to live finale of total drama world tour moments ago these guys tied for second in a boat sandwich tasty during the break we sent them to vent in the confessional check it you never mentioned you had a brother jose was it he is not worth mentioning why are they in teams and why does my team suck the peanut gallery is playing a major role in choosing winner did i say my team suck what i actually meant was they rock you think were fools you and alehandro are done were here for you cody especially me believe but first we got to break a tie heather you won the race to hawaii so your reward is this advantage you can select the tie breaker yourself or you can let cody or alehandro do it as if i'm gonna leave it up to them i'll do it thank you i was hoping you'd say that she had to go in this glass container where she had to try and catch a golf ball i swear geoff and i put ping pong balls in there i know and i'm not mad just disappointed i had to dial it up to meet my usual standards she finally got one it said fire dance of death they were put on a platform heather was tied up i question how traditional it is for a male warrior to wear a coconut bra forget that get me off this thing one of them had to free heather prepare to be defeated my tiny friend i'm too young to die or fry stay focused cody kins the kiwi's go for the kiwi's go alehandro squish him like a bug your way to demented i said wheres my encuogement helo team heather lawshawna gave her the middel finger the thing heather was on caught on fire give up you know you can't win someone better win fast i'm about to burst into flames oh no serra just rolled into quicksand what serra somebody help her no cody alehandro hit cody off shoving mr.popular into shark infested water for no reason you hust handed me the millon i can't wait for the vote now that we have our final two it's my pleasure to announce the peanut gallery will not be voting for the winner huh but you said we were gonna play a major role major yep just not in the voty kinda way prepare to have your minds blown out by the most lethal challenge in total drama history heather versus alehandro versus the volcano back in the day human sacrifices were tossed into killaway volcano to appease the gods sadly the lawyers won't let me use real people to sacrifice so heather and alehandro will have to make sacrifice stand-in's using the islands most abundant resources pineapples and driftwood and to make it nice and symbolic you guys have to make dummies of each other to dump in the volcano now you each get to pick two helpers i dare either one of you to pick me come on i choose cortney and tyler yes then he realized the state tyler was in i suppose i could choose someone else so he got lindsey and cortney and heather got cody and harold ok we have our helpers now heather and alehandro you have to stay on your mats and direct your helpers to bring you logs driftwood and pineapples that resemble parts of your opponent and to make things a little more rhymey
Alejandro: My ladies,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!
Heather: Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All overbuilt and lame!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough?
Alejandro: Uh-huh.
Heather: Hey!
Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough?
Bam!
Now it's evil versus wicked,
Heather's cool but Al is sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
She'll put Al here through the shredder!
Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!
Heather: Get me two knobby knees,
and arms like logs of cheese!
Bring me a big fat head,
move quicker or you're dead!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!
Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!
Alejandro and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)
Alejandro: Cause I just did it!
And alehandro takes the lead next step haul your sacrifice to the top of killaway and toss her into the volcano like so yeah watch out for the back splash we'll be right back with all the hardcore lavarific sizzling finle action here on total drama world tour you can't seriously expect us to throw these dummies into an active volcano without safety equipment as the saying goes no excruciating pain no million dollar gain to help you get those dummies to the top of the volcano you can use the rewards your teams earned on your behalf in the aftermath lava surfing challenge cody won a stroller to bad he's out but alehandro gets a wheelbarrow and heather gets diddley squat alehandro for winning the effigy challenge you get a twenty second headstart so get going farewell heather i won't say i haven't enjoyed defeating you cody's my helper i should get his prize to sure why not we were just watching them i was with chef and my dad chris ooh hoo over here check out the look on his face no way the only way to the top of the volcano is past this river of lava that wheelbarrow probably won't be to helpful all you have to do is hop across these stepping stones easy peasy hot and cheesy but we've rigged a few booby traps to that's right makes things more interesting both alehandro and Heather said chef a Bobby demo if you please yea you really don't want to get hit by those your helpers can either keep them secure or send them falling it's your call and go I rolled my eyes drop away ladies stop them let us through never look there's a sale on mascara Lindsey just ran 'idiot' uh there's no mall we're in the jungle do I have to do everything myself victory is in the bag cortney kicked him in the balls and cut a rope but the thing that fell was near alehandro so it almost hit him I laughed uh woops which ropes are team alehandro chef nice one I smiled oh yes it is I said perhaps it's time to admit your outclassed quit now maybe I'll throw you some pity cash no way Jose what what did you just say never call me that agin whoa testy much Jose always has to win always he lives to make me miserable he punched me in the arm and called me al just because I hate it al hates being called al gosh al Owen must have called al al like a thousand times huh al poor al shut it hit him with the booby trap whoops nice move nerd face I truly hope you live to see me win maybe once this game is over your hitting on me now don't flatter yourself I'm already dating Luna so long sinorita looser Luna is that true my dad asked I sighed yea it is as long as he makes you happy I'm fine with it he said good I said Heather got out of the cage and started running we were all at the top here they come alehandro came up looking for this thanks for everything he kissed the dummy he ran and was about to throw it in when Heather came in he got close to her she kicked him in the balls and he fell down so she took the chance and threw her pineapple in the volcano so she won I helped alehandro up you ok I asked yea now that I have you he said I smiled and that's a cool million for Heather the winner of total drama world tour then these people came telling us about not throwing any pineapples ezikial then tackled Heather and tried to take the money but he fell in the lava with the million run my dad yelled we all ran once we were in safety wait Luna never sang her last song yea because we wanted it to be special
At a concert
Wait why are we here Cody asked because I'm preforming wait what Serra said yea I'm in a band Duncan knew about it but he knew I didn't want anyone knowing is that why your dad had you sing Harold asked yes to see if any of y'all would figure it out so do we get to see you perform bridget asked yea go ahead and sit down they went and sat down I was happy this is the first time I've seen you this happy my dad said yea because I got everything I need you going to watch to dad of course your siblings are here to he said good I sighed what about mom is she here I asked my dad sighed sadly yes she's here we'll I'm going to still do it anyways I said yea you show her who's boss he said I love you dad I said smiling now wlecome to the stage Luna bloody McLean I smiled and went on stage thank you ace I'm going to sing a couple of songs that relate to me in someway
First song:middle finger
You show me love then spit in my face
Making your money off all of my pain
You put an eagle inside of a cage
And you think I'm not strong enough to escape
But I refuse to let you make me feel like I can't fly
Not only will I soar again, I'll own the fucking sky, yeah
So I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave
My generation's had enough
And you should be afraid
Oh-whoa, oh, not your prisoner
Oh-whoa, oh, better listen when I say
I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave
You couldn't even look me in the eye
When you let me go and then left me to die
There was no question that I would survive
An artist on fire is one that's alive
You can't surround a lion with a bunch of lazy sheep
The one thing about royalty is that we love to feast, yeah
So I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave
My generation's had enough
And you should be afraid
Oh-whoa, oh, not your prisoner
Oh-whoa, oh, better listen when I say
I put my middle finger up
I'm done being your slave
Living like a riot
Setting off the sirens
Fists are clenched, I'm fighting
Soul has been ignited
Ain't got time for dyin'
I'm too busy thrivin'
More than just survivin'
Heart is beating violent
Second song:high enough
I don't like anyone better than you, it's true
I'd crawl a mile in a desolate place with the snakes, just for you
Oh, I'm an animal, hand me a tramadol, gimme the juice
You are my citadel, you are my wishing well, my baby blue, oh, oh, oh
I used to like liquor to get me inspired
But you look so beautiful, my new supplier
I used to like smoking to stop all the thinking
But I found a different buzz
The world is a curse, it'll kill if you let it
I know they got pills that can help you forget it
They bottle it, call it medicine
But I don't need drugs
'Cause I'm already high enough
You got me, you got me good
I'm already high enough
I only, I only, I only got eyes for you
Do you see anyone other than me?
Baby, please
I'll take a hit of whatever you got
Maybe two, maybe three
Oh, you're phenomenal, feel like a domino, fall to my knees
I am a malady, you are my galaxy, my sweet relief, oh, oh, oh
I used to like liquor to get me inspired
But you look so beautiful, my new supplier
I used to like smoking to stop all the thinking
But I found a different buzz
The world is a curse, it'll kill if you let it
I know they got pills that can help you forget it
They bottle it, call it medicine
But I don't need drugs
'Cause I'm already high enough
You got me, you got me good
I'm already high enough
I only, I only, I only got eyes for you
Third song:all the good girls go to hell
My Lucifer is lonely
Standing there, killing time
Can't commit to anything but a crime
Peter's on vacation, an open invitation
Animals, evidence
Pearly gates look more like a picket fence
Once you get inside 'em
Got friends but can't invite them
Hills burn in California
My turn to ignore ya
Don't say I didn't warn ya
All the good girls go to hell
'Cause even God herself has enemies
And once the water starts to rise
And heaven's out of sight
She'll want the devil on her team
My Lucifer is lonely
Look at you needing me
You know I'm not your friend without some greenery
Walk in wearing fetters
Peter should know better
Your cover up is caving in
Man is such a fool
Why are we saving him?
Poisoning themselves now
Begging for our help, wow!
Hills burn in California
My turn to ignore ya
Don't say I didn't warn ya
All the good girls go to hell
'Cause even God herself has enemies
And once the water starts to rise
And heaven's out of sight
She'll want the devil on her team
Forth song:if we have each other
She was 19 with a baby on the way
On the East-side of the city, she was working every day
Cleaning dishes in the evening, she could barely stay awake
She was clinging to the feeling that her luck was gonna change
And, 'cross town she would take the bus at night
To a one-bedroom apartment, and when she'd turn on the light
She would sit down at the table, tell herself that it's alright
She was waiting on the day she hoped her baby would arrive
She'd never be alone
Have someone to hold
And when nights were cold
She'd say
The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad
If we got each other, and that's all we have
I will be your mother, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you
When the world's not perfect
When the world's not kind
If we have each other, then we'll both be fine
I will be your mother, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you
They were 90 and were living out their days
On the West-side of the city next to where they got engaged
They had pictures on the walls of all the memories that they'd made
And though life was never easy, they were thankful that they stayed
With each other, and though some times were hard
Even when she made him angry he would never break her heart
No, they didn't have the money to afford a fancy car
But they never had to travel 'cause they'd never be apart
Even at the end
Their love was stronger than
The day that they first met
They'd say
The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad
If we got each other, and that's all we have
I will be your lover, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you
When the world's not perfect
When the world's not kind
If we have each other, then we'll both be fine
I will be your lover, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you
You should know I'll be there for you
I'm 23, and my folks are getting old
I know they don't have forever and I'm scared to be alone
So I'm thankful for my sister, even though sometimes we fight
When high school wasn't easy, she's the reason I survived
I know she'd never leave me and I hate to see her cry
So I wrote this verse to tell her that I'm always by her side
I wrote this verse to tell her that I'm always by her side
I wrote this verse to tell her that
The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad
If we got each other, and that's all we have
I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you
When the world's not perfect
When the world's not kind
If we have each other, then we'll both be fine
I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand
You should know I'll be there for you
I got off stage and some of my friends hugged me hey guys there some people I want y'all to meet Noah brigget and Duncan already know them I walked them over to where my siblings were hey guys I said Luna my sister Xena hugged me then let go you changed a little I know guys these are my sisters and brothers trinity maddy lazarie and xena ash blaze maverick zain and Phoenix (comment if you want me to do a total drama love story for each of them)which are very overprotective of me yea we are Phoenix said I laughed ok come here alehandro I pulled him over guys this is my boyfriend alehandro I said I knew it I knew they would get together I told you Phoenix xena said yea yea Phoenix said wait what are you two talking about I asked we watched the show and we all shipped you and alehandro except for Phoenix because he thought he wasn't your type I laughed yea at first he wasn't and then he won my heart then my mom walked over to me and everyone went quite you finally got a boyfriend wow I'm very surprised that a boy even likes you she said I growled I hate you I said and yet me and your dad are still in a custody battle for you she said I was pissed your a horrible mother and a bitch I said she then slapped me shut it you disgrace of a child that's when my dad stepped in ok get away from her before I call the cops my cheek burned are you ok alehandro asked my da md and mom started fighting in front of everyone so now everyone knew then Duncan ran over Luna talk to me talk to me I ended up passing out from all the stress
In the hospital
I woke up in hospital I saw my dad on one side and my friends in the other my dad was crying dad I said he got up and hugged me Luna I'm here what happend my dad let go of me you passed out from all the stress not eating and not really sleeping alehandro said oh the nurse came in she said I could leave since I'm ok now
A few weeks later
Guys we got a special announcement I said don't tell me you and alehandro are getting married Duncan said oh haha but no I'm going to co-host with my dad next season that's great brigget said we all hung out and then went home

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