Laidy Cameron always liked to read, ever since she was a little girl. It had always been her preferred method of escape. She never favored any particular genre or reading platform but she knew her likes and dislikes. One thing, she specifically despised was Simon Kelleher's About That posts; Yet every time he posted she always found herself roped in with the rest of the school. He wrote about Sex tapes, Pregnancy scares, Cheaters, Eating disorders, Addiction. Really, just whatever dirt he could dig up on people. He didn't care who you were or what you wanted to do with your life. He'd post it for parents, teachers, colleges, even future employers to see. Sometimes when Laidy was laying awake at night she'd wonder if he thought about the consequences of his actions for the people he posted about. Maybe not so much for the boys but for the girls (as unfair as it was) having a sex tape out there could ruin your entire career, your life even. She'd like to believe that Simon didn't think about these things before he posted, that he was blissfully unaware... but she knew, that he knew. She knew that he got some sort of sick satisfaction from it... and that, that worried her.
Guys, take off the board shorts.
Girls, pack up the bikinis.
Summer's officially over and school is back in session, and you know what that means: so am I. As long as we're forced to co-exist in the hellscape that is high school, I am going to reveal the truth about all of you miserable assholes just like I did last year. When I leaked the photos that got half the basketball team expelled, helped a lot of couples see each other for who they truly are, and of course, I kept you up to date with who, who's of addicts, anorexics, and alcoholics. Privacy's a thing of the past I know everything that went down this summer and on Friday night I'll take down five of Bayview's biggest offenders and I know Friday is a long way away so here's a preview to get you through the week.
First up I have some bad news on a straight-A student making her about that debut. She might be top of her class but that doesn't mean I can get her thrown out on her ass.
Now I know you school spirit sheep can't wait to cheer on the Wildcats this year but trust me, I'll be the real MVP when I reveal one of MVP's sweaty locker room secrets.
I know you all love a good love story but I prefer a bad one. So I can't wait to tell you which one of Bayview's varsity skank squad isn't as wrapped around her boyfriend's finger as much of you may have thought. Turns out she's been wrapped around another guy... Well you know.
While a love story can be seductive, I find a tragedy to be more... compelling. What do got think of this one, a girl whose constant need for validation (caused by an absent father and narcissistic mother) creates some... nasty habits that will have you on the edge of your seat wondering which one is most likely to kill her first. I'd read it and I'm sure you will too... On Friday.
My final story on Friday will be about one of my regulars: I know even I've gotten bored writing about how everyone wants to fuck a bad boy but believe me, I've got so much fresh dirt his probation officer will probably fucking bury him in it.
I know that coming back to school sucks but I'm here to promise that it will not be boring.
"What. A. Cunt." She scoffed a disbelieving as she read it over for the third time. Her nails scratched at the skin in the crook of her elbow causing it to burn slightly. "What a dumb fucking cunt," She felt her heart skip a beat when, Eli, burst through her door.
"Mom said you're to hurry up, We're going to be late," He stated loudly.
"You do realize you can take your own ass to school," She challenged standing from her seat. "and knock, you little shit, what if I had been naked?" She narrowed her eyes crossing her arms over her chest.
"First of all, I said Mom. Personally, I don't care. Second, nothing I haven't seen," He Sniffed proudly leaning against the doorway with his arms crossed against his chest. "You know I'm quite the ladies' man," Laidy held onto her bookcase as she dramatically gagged.
