The disastrous life of Horse

Chapter 1

A day like any other, horse is regretting all her life decisions.

"Did you hear about the new kids at school?" Junko asked. "I haven't, share the tea sisterrrrr!" Kaeya took a sip of Junko's herbal tea "Well like, there's these two little ugly brats moving here. Apparently one of them is super into despair so like imma befriend them cus mukuro sucks ass" Junko was staring at her sister who was just sitting there, listening "Girlie if they're ugly leave them." Horse zoned out, the conversation did not interest her.

Horse began to look around the lunch room, she hadn't been there for 2 weeks but she already knew all the groups. The art kids were Yaguchi, Meilin Li and Steven. At the next table was the popular kids, Pissnel, Light Yagami, Aether and Zulius. Horse had been childhood friends with Julius but they'd gone their separate ways when when poolius chose the popular kids over her.

"Hey horse, what do you think about the theatre kids?" Horse snapped back to reality and looked at Junko "Who are they?" "Fischl, Ajax dish soap and Glendale" "I have no idea who they a-" "Hello thine foolish mortals, were the speaking about thine prinzessin?" Fischl placed one boot on the table- this girl can really stretch "Go away emo gay bitch" Kaeya shooed her off "They're literally so weird, I can't with them" Junko watched Fischl walk away while crying "You're so right Junko, why do they even still go here. Theatre school is down the road losers " Kaeya was rummaging through Junko's lunch box "Isn't that where the trash hill is?" Horse asked

Kaeya and Junko stared at horse "Bitch ur literally so dumb why do we even talk to you" Junko snatched her lunchbag back then left, Kaeya and Mukuro followed along behind her. "I'm literally a fucking horse what do they want from me" Horse did not have hands so she just left her lunch tray on the tabke and left. While walking down the hall horse saw a crow of people "What's giing on?" She asked rhe nearest oerson "Tartaglia and Spinel are fighting!" "Who are they again?" Horse didn't wait for a response and oushed he way through the crowd to pop out in the middle of the circle.

Tartaglia was slashing up Spinel's face whiel she tried ti choke him "Stoo fighting!" Horse shouted and they bith turned to her, Tartaglia instantly fell in loaf "Omg who are you" his eyes were starry "i'm horse" she respoded while spinel slinked away "Horse will you be my gf 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" Tartaglia had gone up to her "No, you'e ginger" Horse squeezed back through the crowd and because she was so small she could easily escape.

After school had ended she was sitting at the bus stop "I hate school." She sihed "Yeah, us too." An ugly little brat voice responded, horse had not noticed that some fugly ass ghost kid was sitting next to her "who are you" "I'm Hanak-" "HANAKOOOOOO YOU LEFT ME BEHINDDDDD" another littke brat interrupted the other "Looks like i gotta go, i'll see you around horse." Hanako got up and wakked away "How did he knkw my name"