Guys this is a true story so can you guys not make fun of me?
early face reveal btw.
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Kurts age: 87
Your age: 19
Kurt thrusted his wobbly legs into your black hole. His legs were in your gorilla glue factory. Kurt purred "BABY GURL, YOUR SO CUTE BABY GORL OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH". You felt his wiggly wobbly goofy toes canoodling your choochoohoohah. Your mind was somewhere else as you let out goofy "HUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAH"'s and moo's. Your legs turned into spiders and crawled away. Legless you lay there going at it with a 87 yr old rockstar. He started having a heart attack then he got rigor mortis. His lifeless dead body laid there as you looked at his dead corpse. His dead corpse shot semen gorilla glue out. You pulled his weird monkey legs out then to hide his body you consumed him through your nose.
The end
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