Got Stank?

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*Rihanna is performing for the basketball game in this chapter.*

It's nighttime right now and Randy and Howard are outside by the school sign. Tonight was a boys basketball game and everyone is inside the gym watching the game. The two boys have a plan in store for everyone.

"And, how is this gonna get us seats in the cool section?" Howard asked Randy

"Ok, trust me, Howard, we go in there like "Boom", and their all like "Oh no, you didn't" and we're all like, "Oh, yes we did" Randy replied

"Whatever, let's just do it. This stuffs making me itch" Howard complained

Inside, there were basketball teams playing against each other, the marching band was playing music, and everyone else was cheering for them.

Suddenly, Randy and Howard burst through the doors and Randy blew an air horn.

"What up, Norrisville High?!" Randy yelled to everyone in the gym

Howard sprayed string spray around the area.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at them.

Randy looked around in confusion, wondering why no one was cheering.

"Dorks!" Bask suddenly called out

Everyone laughed at them, making fun of them.

"Aw man, he's talking about us" Randy whined

The two boys eventually went to go sit down on one of the lower bleachers and watch the rest of the game.

"I don't get it. That incredible display of school spirit was supposed to get us into the fish cage" Randy said pointing to the popular kids seats

Above everyone else, there is a section with red seats, that is where only the popular kids sit. Doug is seen being prohibited from entering the area.

"Only the cool de la cool get to sit there. No freshman has ever gotten in. Well, my little sister gets offered the opportunity to sit there multiple times, but she refuses" Randy said

Just then, Doug was thrown from the upper level onto the basketball court, causing some snacks to go flying.

"Nice try, Doug" Randy called out to him

"Hey, at least we're not sitting with the marching band. That section's got a splash zone" Howard commented

They look over to see the marching band playing their instruments and people from the upper level are throwing food and other junk at them.

Bucky starts to play his triangle rapidly, he is going off key from the rest of the band.

"Bucky, there's no triangle solo in this song. Or, any song" Flute girl tried telling him

Everyone in the gym started booing the entire band.

"Bucky, what'd I tell about showboating?!" Miss Whickwacker yelled at him

Bucky continued going off key with his triangle until the band instructor grabbed him by his sash belt and pulled him towards her.

"Hansletter, your triangle's writing checks your dinger can't cash, you're benched till further notice" she told Bucky

"But, the triangle's my life" he objected

"Put your dinger in my hand, son" Ms. Whickwacker instructed him (She means Triangle dinger, it's an instrument along with the triangle)

He gives her his dinger.

"You can take my dinger, but you'll never take my backup dinger" he said while taking out another dinger.

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