Welcome. Ill tell you how you got here later. Im Pudge. DON'T USE PRONOUNS ON ME. *BING*
Oh. It appears i have a text.
BUMBLE AND PUDGE
BUMBLE: Hey. I have a question.
PUDGE: What.
BUMBLE: Lets hang.
PUDGE: No. Im busy trapping the travelers.
BUMBLE: Cmon. They can wait.
PUDGE: NO. Go to the mushroom home alone bumble.
Sorry. Shall we give the tour.
Go to the White House with the red roof and jump into the black hole. You will fall 100,00 feet onto concrete. Die. And come back as a hrog. A human frog. Enjoy your journey. And no you wont get lost forever. That's just a silly myth.
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Diary Of A Broken Fairy
Non-FictionGreetings. I'm a broken fairy. Here we have weirdcore,dreamcore,nostalgiacore,kidcore. Enjoy. Stay awhile. NEVER EVER lose track of time OR where you are. People get lost all the time. We don't need another.
