Please use these safely and carefully
1. There is this thing called caustic soda which is used in soap, but when molten, it is very dangerous. It breaks down bones to calcium which is easy to filter out.
2. When beating someone with a bat, remember to securely attach a sock to the bat so when the person grabs the sock, they rip the sock off and you continue the beating.
3. Many say human meat tastes like pork belly or veal.
4. Salt help clean up blood without laving an odor. Just throw some salt on the blood and scrub. The blood clumps so it's easy to clean.
5. Hydrogen peroxide fully gets rid of blood stains so when police use a special spray and a UV light to find blood.
6. Remember to deflate all organs when throwing someone into a lake or the body will float up.
7. Half of all bank robberies take place on Friday.
8. Alcoholics decompose faster when they die.
9. Always stab and twist so it cannot be easily mended.
10. If you want commit arson, put potato chips in a toaster with a trail leading to flammable places. Potato chips will leave no residue and the toaster will pop back up so there is no way to find the start of the fire.
11. Dried blood is harder to see in black.
12. If you're gonna hurt someone with a knife, use a dull knife so it will be more painful.
13. Chocolate can be fatal when snorted.
14. If you throw a body in a lake, it will float up in spring due to the heat and bacteria. That doesn't happen in Lake Superior because it colder there.
15. 2-3 cherry pits have enough cyanide to kill you.
16. You can neutralize the smell of a rotting corpse by covering it in ashes of a common campfire.
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How To Murder 101
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