Megamind x Gru (smut)

Pissing on the Baby

It was exactly 6:00 pm that night. Gru was waiting by the front door for his love.

"Gru why can't you except that nobody could ever love you" his mom yelled from the other room.

Just as Gru was about to yell at his mom, the door bell rang. Gru immediately flung open the door. Standing just outside was Megamind. Gru felt his face warming up. Megamind awkwardly smiled, but when he looked down his face contorted.

"What the fuck is that" Megamind pointed towards Gru's feet.

"Oh this" Gru looked down at Stuart, who looked back at him with a disgusted. "This is my minion, Stuart."

"Damn, he's really fucking ugly" Megamind looked down mockingly at Stuart.

Stuart just rolled his eyes and trotted off. Gru just blushed a bit more and waved for Megamind to follow him. They walked through the kitchen where Gru's mom was preparing dinner. When Megamind saw Gru's mom he couldn't stop looking at her big fat wrinkly booty. Gru didn't seem to notice Megamind's wandering eye.

Gru led Megamind to his evil lair, where hundreds of minions were doing whatever the hell minions do idk. In the middle of the room was the robotic baby. Gru flipped the switch on and the two took turns punching the robot. Then punching turned to kicking, then they started using knives, bats, and even a couple of ray guns. Soon all the minions were joining in the beating too. By 8 the baby was barely even recognizable.

"I have to go to the bathroom real quick" Megamind said walking towards the door, "Then I'll come back to beat our kid some more"

Gru's heart raced when Megamind referred to the robo baby as their kid.

"Hey why dont you take our kid to the bathroom to piss on it or something" Gru said handing the baby to Megamind before he could leave.

"Yah I'd bet that's pretty traumatic" Megamind grinned at the robot as he walked out of Gru's lair.

30 minutes had passed since Megamind left to go piss girl. Gru wasn't sad though. He assumed since Megamind was taking so long maybe he was jerking off in front of the robot too. Gru's dad did that in front of him when he was 6 and it was definitely traumatic. But Gru just had to see Megamind's mega schlong so he snuck up to the bathroom door. He leaned his ear against the door, through the wood Gru could hear Megamind moaning loadly. Gru's lil guy rose slowly. But then Gru heard another person moaning. It sounded...familiar. No it couldn't be.

Gru flung open the door, his jaw dropped. Megamind was on the bathroom floor in doggy style behind him, Gru's mom sitting on the toilet, her long ass pointy ass nose in his ass. Both were moaning like a girl in straight porn, as the baby sat by the sink, watching.

"Dadddddy" Megamind screeched, "I'm almost there!!!"

Oh God, Gru had been so caught up in what's happening that he didn't even look at Megamind's cock. It wasn't what Gru had dreamed of. It's shape was like his head, getting bigger at the tip. It was also covered in white hair. Before Gru could even process everything all, Megamind finished. His round ass tip squirting blue liquid which burnt a hole in the floor.

After he finished, the two finally noticed Gru. His mom rushed out of the room with a smirk on her face. Megamind also was smiling as he put his tight jumpsuit back on. Gru couldn't bare looking at him anymore so he rushed down to his lair and locked the door. Megamind pounded on the door but Gru refused to let him in. So Megamind left.