Alex Rodriguez, Red Sox Hunter

Once Upon A Crime

It was a sunny afternoon in Boston, fans and players were getting ready to begin a game of baseball in Fenway Park against the Yankees. One of the Yankees players was arriving late. As he pulled into the parking lot a policeman told him he couldn't enter close to game time. As the police officer went to go write him a ticket, the player saw the officer's phone. On the outside of the phone were two red socks. "Bye," the player said. Without warning, the player stabbed the officer with a baseball bat. On the cover of the policeman's phone he wrote "Go Yanks". From about thirty feet back, a twenty nine year old man in a full Yankees jersey saw the police officer get stabbed with a baseball bat. As he hurried into the stadium, he though, "wow, that Yankees guy was cool." As he ran out to play third base in the bottom of the first inning, he though, " I should be just like him." He then dusted some dirt off of the 13 on his back.