Behold the hope!
[insert pic of a prawn]
OK, I know what you're thinking: that's just a prawn. And we've already established that few things are better than pushing a fat butter-covered prawn into your face. But what if this was a prawn with a cape? What if this was a prawn that had its own theme tune?
See? Now I can hear you thinking, "Hey, this sounds like the kind of prawn we need to save us from Mr Graggle, the old man in Number 24 who's breath smells of cabbages!"
Mr Graggle, I ask? Why are you talking about him? Don't you mean Kath Hoolu?
And now I can hear you thinking, "Oh yes. The intergalactic squid. Is it as scary as Mr Graggle's collection of foot cheese that he keeps in a jar on the window sill?"
[insert pic of jar of stinky foot cheese]
Of course it is, I cry! Kath Hoolu is a terror beyond terror! Perhaps even a terror beyond terror beyond terror that is right now hiding behind the fridge to jump out at you when you sneak downstairs for a midnight snack!
So, back to the prawn...
[Insert pic of prawn, this time in super hero garb]
And this is where the story really starts...
YOU ARE READING
Super Prawn!Book 1: Super Prawn Escapes!
HumorRichard the Prawn, AKA “Super Prawn”, with his side kick Clamp the Hermit Crab, is here to save us all from a giant, evil intergalactic squid-octopus creature that, with the aid of its numerous minions, is intent on melting Earth's ice caps to drown...
