Avengers One Shots & Preferences (COMPLETED FOR NOW)

House Hold Cleaning ~ Loki

Being in a house with 1 super soldier, 1 man whore billionaire, 1 male katniss, 1 assassin, 2 gods, and a double personality scientist can get very messy.

And quickly.

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE IN THE LOUNGE!"

Within minutes, each of them was lined up, looking very afraid.

Except Loki.

He knows exactly how to calm you down if he does anything.

"Right, Tony,"

You pointed to him,

"Keep your motor oil OFF the couches, and stop tinkering on the television."

"Clint, stop using the walls as one big target."

"Tash, don't stash your guns, they're not Easter eggs."

"Thor, stop finding ingenious places to hide your pop tarts and then forgetting where."

"Bruce, no experiments outside the lab, there's a melting table that needs replacing."

"Steve, couch pillows aren't punching bags."

"Loki..." The god blinked at you slowly. He never made any mess, was clean and perfect.

"Loki you're fine." "Everyone else get to work!"

A few sulked as they wandered off, disappearing to do their 'chores'.

"What do I do Lady L/N?"

Even though calling you Lady L/N would mean him and his brother would have something in common, he still called you that.

"Just go do magic shit."

In a whiff of green smoke, he was gone.

The Avengers were working slowly as if being malicious.

"EVERYONE GETS PIZZA WHEN EVERYONES DONE."

Motivation.

At least they got moving!

In only an hour, everyone was done, and the tower was sparkling. Jarvis could've done it, yes, but you preferred team building time.

"Pizza?"

You rolled your eyes and chucked Tony your phone, as he dialed the nearest pizza place.

Everyone took a turn to order their pizzas, and Tash put in hers as Loki walked in.

He was missing his armor, replaced by a white muscle shirt, black leather jacket and black jeans. Plus a black beanie and red converse.

Tash handed the phone to me as Loki caught my gaze and smirked.

"What kind of pizza do you want?"

You misheard the question and blurted out,

"Tall dark and handsome."

Tony burst out laughing.

"We're ordering pizza not a god!"

"Large pepperoni please, and shut up Tony!"

"Oh and I'll have a side of Loki!"

"Would you shut up already??"

"You can have a side of me anytime you like Lady L/N."

You blushed and looked sideways at the God who now stood inches from you.

"What you want to tease me too?"

"I did not come to tease you."

"What for then?"

He surprised you by kissing you deeply.

"I came to encourage you."