The morning was pleasant.
It started with our favorite ebony waking up from the sound of chaos in his apartment, the smell of burnt bacon, and the massive amount of trash scattered around his room.
He suddenly regrets allowing Roy and Wally to move into his apartment.
Tiredly, he dragged himself out of bed and managed to change into a somewhat normal outfit, a white T-shirt with some gray pants.
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"WALLICE WEST! ROY HARPER! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BURNING MY KITCHEN!"
The 2 redheads jump at the sudden yell, slowly turning their heads to the root of the sound.
Their skin paled once they saw a furious Richard and they started sweating.
"Dick, I can explain-"
"5 minutes, any longer than that and you can say hello to heaven."
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"In conclusion, Wally and I were trying to make you breakfast!"
Dick sighed.
This wasn't the first time his kitchen burned down.
"I'm taking the money from your bank accounts to repair my kitchen."
The ebony walked away, leaving the 2 redheads to clean up the kitchen.
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All the burns caused by the fire are either disposed of or thrown away.
The kitchen looked almost brand new if you don't count the massive amount of burnt cupboards and an extremely burnt stove.
"Dibs on buying the pots and pans."
"The stove is easier anyways, electric stove, here I come."
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Wally and Roy walked into the store filled to the brim with a lot of household appliances.
They walked through the TV section, and other electronics, and finally arrived at where the stoves are.
They looked around, trying to find what fits perfectly for the kitchen.
A worker walked up to them.
"Hello fine sirs, would you like to buy a stove to fit your home?"
Roy smacked his hand on Wally's mouth, avoiding him from talking.
"Yes, we're looking for a stove."
The worker's face turned light pink and Roy rolled his eyes.
"Right this way."
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"This is our newest model, it automatically shuts itself down if the temperature is too high."
Roy and Wally's eyes sparkled. They looked at each other and nodded.
"How much is this?"
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They arrived at the pots and pans section.
There were many pots and pans, along with a few workers walking around.
"We need to find non-stick frying pans."
Wally quickly ran around, searching for the non-stick pans.
Eventually, he found it but the price...
It's more than average.
"Roy... Dick removed the budget, right?"
The duo froze solid.
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"This is hell."
Okay, so, what happened to them is that Dick forgot to remove the budget from their credit cards and they were forced to use their cash.
It ended up being at least $150. Excluding the stove.
The non-stick pans were $50 each and they had to buy 3 of them.
Overall, this is their punishment for burning the kitchen down.
The duo stuffed the 3 pans onto the back seat while silently crying.
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They walked out of the car and walked into the flat.
They walked into the elevator and clicked on the button that leads them to the floor that the apartment is on.
The duo gulped and knocked on the door.
The door started to open and the duo was getting more nervous every second.
"Hello, guys! Whatchu have there?"
The cheerful Grayson appeared in the doorway.
"Uhm, these are the pans."
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"Plus screwdriver."
Roy handed the ebony the screwdriver as he started to screw in the hanger.
It had been hours since the incident.
They were glad that Dick had his morning coffee, or else they would be 100% dead.
"And, we're done!"
Dick wiped a few drops of sweat off his forehead. He started hanging up the pans while organizing the food.
Overall, Wally and Roy did not get killed and Dick got a new kitchen!
A win-win!
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Sorry if this is short, I hit my head today and I'm pretty sure that's why I can't think of ideas quickly.
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Dick Grayson Oneshots
FanfictionCover is not mine, characters are not mine. Enjoy this oneshot book, might do crossovers with my other oneshot books. Only ideas are mine.
