Once open a time (well... Today...) there was a spider, but this spider was no ordinary spider, it was bloody huge... And decided to take residence in the bathroom.
This was much to Liam's horror, as he walked to the bathroom door and clocked the damn thing, he stood there, frozen for a minute, locked in a stare-off with the creature, until it decided to move an inch and Liam died of a heart attack and maybe (jUST MAYBE) cursed a little.
As the spider Sat on the wall of the bathroom Liam vowed to not drink anything as he did not wish to have to need to pee in the same room as it. Thinking to himself he got tired of referring it as "it" and so called it Percival, before deciding that was much too Dapper for the Spider and called it Percy, he nodded in agreement with himself to this new name and headed towards the bathroom once more to check on Percy, only to find that he was no longer on the wall, but sharing tHE HANDLE WITH LIAMS HAND...
Liam leapt back and instantly scolded the spider. "What do you think you're doing?" He firstly said, before concluding "yOU'RE TEARING THIS HOUSE APART PERCY"
Liam's mother heard this and decided her son was crazy, and so 'for his own well-being' removed the spider from the house, and Percy was free to live a happy life.
And Liam? Well... We never let such problems web him down again.
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Percy the spider
RandomA short story about the Spider on my Bathroom wall THIS IS NOT MY ACTUAL WRITING STYLE THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I DID CAUSE BOREDOM SUCKS AND YEAH... .... ... .. . pls don't hate me for this pls I'm sorry I'll get you those five minutes you wasted re...
