Today was the day of the big contest.The world championship!Hunter and Lukas had made it into the final after a intensive competition which Hunter won easily. "I am really proud of you Hunter! You were amazing!", said Zy."You too Lukas you were also reasonable. ""Gosh thanks Zy" said LukasHunter was still practicing as they walked along. They were taking a tour of the -ing Arena to prepare for the big day tomorrow "Oh, look who it is, its the pathetic Hunter and his pathetic friends. Your all pathetic! "It was Chris!"What are you doing here Chris?" Hunter said gruffly."Why I am here for the contest.""Wahhhhaa?" said Lukas and Zy."Yes I am taking part. I am going to win the world medal and there's nothing you pathetic people can do to stop me! "With that Chris marched off. "Chris is taking part in the contest! I didn't know he even did it.""He didn't. He must have learnt over the summer" said Hunter "But....why?" he then queried quizzically."I dont know" said Lukas ignorantly. He didn't know Hunter was asking a rectangular question."I guess we will find out tomorrow"With that they all went back to their rooms in the arena's hotel.(Fade out)---Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Hunter met with Chris in a nearby igglooThey had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.They often did some talking, some , maybe a few board games.They were quite close friends by now. This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew."Then there was that time I...Destroyed Zys bra!""oh, Hunter! thats positively evil! and I should know!"They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Chris blackmailed a a Astronaut. Or the time Hunter fooled a Biochemist into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.It was making them closer.Closer then Hunter had ever thought possible.As Hunter was telling another story, He thought He saw Chris examining Him. Looking with..was that longing?nah...couldn't be.The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.Hunter felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what ---The next day, Hunter was nervous.He was good at , some would say the best. But was he really the best? The best at on ? Hunter was about to find out, as the contest started soon.Hunter thought back to a few years ago. Happy times, before all the the troubles with Chris got really bad.Breaking out of his deep thoughts, Hunter decide to go to the Arena early, perhaps do a few laps as a warm up. Hunter casually strolled to the Arena while practicing .As Hunter walked out he was surprised to see Chris already there!Chris was clearly upto something. Hunter had to find out what it was!"What you upto Chris?" yelled Hunter. "You will never find out!" yelled back Chris, who wanted to keep his plan a secret. Frustrated, Hunter started practicing , never taking his eye of Chris as he did so.Lukas joined them a few minutes later "Hi Hunter!" he said with a sexy wink."..and hello.....Chris" with a even more sexy blink."yes. Hello Lukas. Good to see your in the contest too. For now"But before Lukas could hear what villain had said, it was time to start!They walked to the start line, and bent down ready. (A/N - but not for THAT. You have a really dirty mind!)The crowd was getting big. Many fans had banners saying stuff like 'Go Hunter Go Hunter Go Hunter' or 'Go Go Go Chris your the best!'The starter pulled their hand cannon out and got ready to fire.Lukas, Chris and Hunter all waited with anticipation.3Lukas started breathing heavily2Chris tensed. Ready to go.1Hunters skin glowed sexily with excitement0.BANG!The starter fired the hand cannon.....at LUKAS!LUKAS COLLAPSED instantly. Chris started ing, laughing manically as he did so. Hunter was in shock, and raced over to Lukas."He shot you!" but why "Owww...I am shot bad"The starter stared at their weapon "I didn't mean too...my hand cannon acted weird! Hunter looked at the hand cannon.He then licked it.Using his famous forensic skills, Hunter made a deduction."Yes....this hand cannon clearly has been sabotaged to shot at Lukas." "Typical" said Lukas."What now?" said Hunter "You have to go on" said Lukas, still mildly dazed.But just then the clack-son went off!It was half time!--Hunter at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note. It said He should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset...and he should bring Hunter Jr.Hunter kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.---As Lukas was carried taken to hospital by pure black horse, Hunter and Zy retired to the locker room. Chris was already there, still grinning. "Oh what a shame. Lukas isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " Chris sniggered again.With that Chris left out the backdoor."Gosh darn-it" Zy said. "Chris drives me mad! ""You know, I think he had something to do with Lukass accident " Hunter was thinking. hard. "Chris is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil""That means..." said Zy, her slow cogs working."...He wants to come second!" said Hunter, thinkingly. "Do you think thats...""....because he wants the second prize medal!" said Hunter, winning again. "It must be because the second prize is really sex ""Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the sex""That explains why someone would want to become second!""Exactly!""So we have to beat Chris by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! ""I know" said Hunter. "I am not sure I know how""You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!""No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!""Me?" said Zy, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do ?"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!""Ok Hunter, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the contest had begun! ---"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Hunter chuckled."You're my one true friend, Hunter, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing....And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you.""You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Hunter whispered, His bottom lip trembling while His limbs felt frozen."Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Chris stroked His hand up Hunter's hip, and pulled His shirt from his trousers. Hunter's eyes fluttered shut when He felt Chris's fingers touch the skin of His lower back. But He forced them open again and stared into Chris's pretty eyes."I should stop you." Hunter knew He should. This was Chris. Chris! Could He dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Hunter nearly as much. "Stop me," Chris said, and made it sound like a dare.Hunter was all set to give Chris a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Chris.I mean sure, Hunter had seen Chris before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Hunter now had. His eyes had been opened.Like He was seeing for the first time.Like the wool was no longer over His eyes.Chris's manly chest. His pretty neck. His uncontrollable eyebrows.His....Ferret. In point of fact, Hunters mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.Other parts of Him might have been wet too It dripped on Chris. Chris didn't seem to mind Hunters fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww"."owwwwwww"!It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure It was the first of many sounds to comeChris opened his mouth wider for stuff to drip into.They kissed eachother softly. Hunter whispering sweat nothings into Chriss ear.Chris and Hunters bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!They then practiced lots and lots of sexOnce they had finished practicing, they were experts!After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again--Zy and Hunter walked boldly into the World Championship -ing Arena. It was time for the final part. But first Zy had to be registered."I, ZY, WOULD LIke to compete!" she shouted proudly all ready for her big day. "I am sorry but afraid its not allowed" said the contest judge. Devastated Zy started sobbing. "But I have wanted to compete in a -ing contest all my life! " "Its not in the rules I am afraid."Hunter took Zy in their arms."I'm sorry I thought you would be allowed""Its not fair...I have every right to compete.""Its probably just because you are a girl""Probably. that's just typical!"Zy sobbed some more. The floor was quite wet now."I know, I'll have to lose now""Its so unfair, why should you have to lose? Why should you have to come second?""I'll...be ok Zy, I can do this." said Hunter holding back his emotions. "*snuff*" said Z "Its so unfair on you! They will all make fun of you for coming second!"It was true, the other -ing fans would make fun of him."I'll take it" said Hunter manly. Zy was already so upset that Hunter would have to lose, Hunter didn't want to make her even more.With that Hunter stood up and went to the starting line next to Chris."So its just you and me""As it should be""Lets end this"Chris gave the contest judge and nod and the contest started once more.Hunter and Chris did their -ing intensely. Hunter tried to control himself but it was hard. Every instinct in him made him want to win. He could not be put on a leash.But He had to control it!Hunter struggled"Could he do it?" "How could he not win?" "He Loved !" "This was not possible" "But he had too" "For the sake of the " "He needed too" "But how?"Finnally defeating his inner monologueing he overcame his bloodlust for -ing. He could lose now Hunter stopped. A calmness washed over him and they entered a zen-like state. They did nothing.Chris didnt see this and rushed ahead -ing like Hunter was still going. Before they could see what happened they had won!Hunter had come second by default!"I....won....?" said Chris confused. "Yes..you see we knew your plans to come second and get the sex as it was the prize. So Zy and me planned to come second!""But I won!!!""Yes""I never won anything before! I was always bitter and evil because I never won anything!"Suddenly Hunter realized that Chris was a good person and they just did evil because they never won anything before."Now they I have won this prize I feel all my evil thoughts leaving me, I dont need the sex now...I am sorry I did anything bad"Hunter and Chris forgave eachother and the crowd cheered."I forgive you!""Yayyyyyyy!!!!! Horrrraaayyyyy" said the crowd.And then everyone went home together and lived happily ever after and there were no more problems -The End