°Another time° ||Bojack horseman x reader|| bojack horseman

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Y/ns pov-

"Aw cmon y/n go have some fun!" Sarah lynn yelled at me through the phone, we had been talking about me going out on a blind date she had set up for me

"I think you'd like him y/n and you need to get put of the house" She laughed through the phone as I chuckled back

"I don't really know Sarah-lynn, I've really been starting to like this show on netflix-" I say then she interupts me quickly

"I'm not taking no for an answer! You have to meet him at McDonald's at 3pm!" She quickly hangs up the phone before I can refuse so I just set down my phone and sigh

"Why a McDonald's?" I thought to myself as I sat up on my bed and looked at the blank wall infront of me

"I'm so fucking bored.." I mutter to myself as I start to Try and figure out what to do..

Paint?...nah
Get high?...I dont have anything to do it
Hang out with Todd?..never again
Go to the planetarium?...I think sarah-lynn is giving there again today...

I guess I'll just sleep...

A little bit later

I wake up from sleeping and I groan as I rub my head, the sudden light from my phone basically blinded me as I saw a text from Sarah lynn

S-L♡: start getting ready!

I quickly check the time 3:10 wait what the fuck?! I'm 10 minutes late...shit shit shit

I fall out of my bed and put on the first jacket I see and I grab my sneakers and quickly throw them on before grabbing my wallet,keys and run out of the house

I start up my car and quickly speed to the location sarah-lynn texted me earlier, I make it there after a couple minutes and run out of my car towards the McDonald's

There's only one other living being in there other than the workers, I guess that's a Monday for you..

I walk up to him and he asks "Are you y/n?" He looks down at this fancy watch on his wrist and I simply nodded and sat down across from him

"I'm sorry for being late I over slept-" I say and he quickly cuts me off and says "well yeah I only got here a minute ago so I don't care"

"Alright.." I mumble to myself as I look at him closely and finally notice "Holy shit your the guy from horsin around right? Bojack horseman?" I ask and he looks up from his watch

"Yeah, you're only like the tenth person to notice today" He replies back but I could tell he was lying, he'd only got here a couple minutes before me and to be honest nobody really recognises washed up celebrities from the 80s

"Are you gonna keep staring?" He asked and I was quickly snapped back from my thoughts and I looked away

"Do they sell alcohol here?" He asked smd my head turned to him and I said "what? No it's a fucking McDonald's dude"

He groaned and said "c'mon let's go to a bar or something.." He gets up from his seat and I follow him "Hey getting wasted at 3pm? Best shit ever" I think to myself

Surprisingly there was a bar not too far from the McDonald's so we just walked there, I shoved my hands into my pockets as we walked

We finally got there and as he walked in he "accidently" slammed the door in my face I called him an asshole under my breath and I heard him chuckle

We both sat down at the bar top (the actual fucking name for this what the fuck) and he orders a shot of vodka and I just got some classic smirnoff

We sit at the bar for a surprisingly long time as I check the time on my phone 5:39 Holy shit

I looked to bojack and he sat slumped over in his chair with his head resting on the bar top with empty shot glasses surrounding him along with an empty bottle of vodka

"How did you drink that fucking much?" I ask and he just mumbles curse words directed at me as he lifted his head up

"Who are you again?" He asked and I looked at him "I know we just met like an hour ago but you can't even remember my name?"

He laughed and put an arm around my shoulder "I-I like you,your funny" He slurred his words and I finally decided "right were getting the fuck out of here"

His arm stayed around my shoulder for support as we walked out of the bar and I heard him saying "oooooo" as I dragged him back to to McDonald's parking lot

"So are you going to drive yourself home dude?" I asked and he laughed again "fuck no, I've already got my license taken off me"

So this dumbass has just been driving without a licence? "Fine wheres your house, I'm taking you home" I asked and he was barely sober enough to respond

"Just Google it for fucks sake.." He mumbled and walked off to my car and got In the passenger seat "fucking asshole..." I mumbled

I quickly googled it and got his adress "it's messed up how easy it is to get that type of shit" I said to myself and got inside the car

The radio was blasting some shitty pop song "Oh shit is this Sarah Lynn's new song?" Bojack said and turned up the radio

I could practically feel my ears bleeding so I turned it down and began driving as he mumbled "take a right" and "left" as I drove the car

We finally arrived and I recognised a blue haired guy sitting on the step to the house and he ran over to the car

"Bojack you locked the door and I couldn't get in again, oh hey y/n haven't seen you since I dropped out of school" He smiled at me and I just gave him a wave as bojack groaned and got out of the car

I was about to leave until I realised I didn't have my house keys "Hey bojack have you seen any keys that look like they'd be used for a house?" I asked and he nodded and said "Uh yeah I traded them for a drink"

"Y/n you can crash on the couch with me!" Todd yelled and ran over to my car door and opened it for me, I thanked him and we all walked to the house together

What a day...