(A/N: tbh I wasn't even planning on finishing this story but got bored soooo here we are. This might really suck because I forgot what I originally had planned for this chapter.)
The week after Megamind's betrayal was sooooooooo uncomfortable. It was like Gru and Megamind were strangers again. Gru usually kept his head down during evil tech, only glancing up at Megamind occasionally. But Megamind didn't seem to notice that Gru was upset with him. He spent class texting Minion and winking at Lord Farquad.
One day Gru walked into class to find an empty desk where his partner once sat. He didn't think much of it, Megamind was usually late. But after half of class was over Gru began to worry. Megamind was at school, Gru always followed him around school and today was no exception. Gru missed his MeggyWeggyMind, he just wished he could get a whiff of his love's scent. He looked at Megamind's empty chair, it probably still had his butt smell on it. Gru looked around the classroom nobody was looking his way. It was his time. Gru dropped to his knees and began to sniff and whiff the chair. "Oh fuck" he moaned as he whiffed up more and more of Megamind's booty scent.
"What the actual FUCK" Gru heard a familiar voice coming from behind him. Gru turned to see Lord Farquad in the doorway looking like he just seen a ghost. Dread filled Gru's entire body.
"I-it's n-not what it looks like." Gru pleaded on the verge of tears.
"Oh I think it is" and evil smile spreads across Farquad's face. "Babe come here" Farquad motions to someone who Gru can't see. Then Megamind walks up next to Lord Farquad in the doorway.
"What is it babe" Megamind says, raising his eyebrow at Gru, who was still on the floor. Lord Farquad smirks and reaches his little hand to grab Megamind's.
Gru was sobbing at this point. His true love...was holding hands with his biggest(well physically smallest) bully. "Please, please" Gru pleads again. "It was nothing"
"He was sniffing your chair snookums." Farquad's smile becomes wider. "He's a pervert." Megamind's face goes numb, his jaw drops. Gru couldn't take it anymore. He needed Megamind to know how he felt. He could not bare to see his one love with someone else.
"I have loved you since the moment I saw you build that ray gun in 2nd grade" Gru stood up. "Even when it broke and you cried I prayed that I could comfort you, but I couldn't, because you made me too shy. I continued liking you in 7th grade when you tongue kissed our teacher Syndrome in front the entire class. I begged you to stop in my mind but I just couldn't get the words out. From the time in 9th grade when I wanted to congratulate you on you winning the science fair to a few weeks ago when I caught you fucking my mom, I have loved you. I have loved you Megamind through your worst and your best. But I have never said anything, but now I need to tell you I'm in love with you. Please Meggy leave this tiny penis, ogre losing, gingerbread fucking munchkin, and be with me."
The entire world became silent until the silence was broken by Lord Farquad, who began laughing. "LOL, you really thought" He laughed so hard he was on the verge of tears,"Be fucking forreal, the reason me and Megamind were late is because we were literally fucking in the janitor's closet. Your not the one bi-"
"SHUT UP YOU UGLY ASS, BOBBED HAIR, TROLL LOOKING ASS BITCH" Megamind swiped his hand out of Lord Farquad's. He turned to Gru. "Gru..." he started
Gru's face became warm.
"Nobody has ever said anything so kind to me ever in my life, everyone's always just wanted me for my sexy, sexy body or my huge brain. But you, Gru have said things that I never even believed could be true. Nobody has ever loved me like that." Megamind was tearing up now. "Please Gru I am so sorry about your mom, and the fact that I've never noticed you. I'm and asshole, but I want to change for you!"
"Of course I forgive you MeggyWeggyPoo" Gru smiled wipping the tears from his eyes.
Just then Megamind ran to Gru, then moving his head up to look at him. Gru's heart flutters this couldn't be reality. Megamind leans in to kiss Gru but gets poked in the eye by his pointy ass long ass nose.
"Fuck, fuck" Megamind screeched as he covered his bleeding eye as he fell to the floor.
"Fuck this I have waited way to long for this." Gru said annoyed. So he picked Megamind back up and passionately kissed. Then the entire class (including Sangwoo but excluding Farquad.) Began clapping.
"Welp" Sangwoo shouted, "I guess you passed the satan baby project".
Later that day Megamind went to the hospital but it was too late because Gru spent way to long kissing him. So his eye got infected and he died.
*RIP*
The end!
(sorry if you wanted Gru and Megamind to fuck.)
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