It was a good sunny day and wilbur and his new very hot very real gf were on a date and his very real and very hot gf said bebe let's do the do and feet stuff and they did that and then his ex knocks on the door wilbur gets up and opens the door wilbur says "what the flying fuck do you want" his ex says back "please take me back I love you" then wilbur very real very hot gf walks through the door then she gasps "wilburs ex what the fuck are you doing here I told you to never talk to me again" wilbur "WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON" ex "i-i came here for wilbur" gf "I didn't know that" wilbur "please tell me what is going on" gf*sigh* "fine I've been cheating on you with ur ex and the I came to my senses" wilbur "BUT WHY" gf "you're friends told me you were cheating and laying around" wilbur and his gf started to fight and almost broke up they took a break but then his ex died and they had no choice but to go, wilbur started to cry and cry and cry. But his gf on the other hand had no emotion but then she started to smile and laugh wilbur then asked "why are you *sniff* laughing"? Gf " HE DESERVES IT I HATE HIM" it turns out that he ruined her life he fucked her mom and killed her dog and fucked her friends wilbur still crying felt bad and got back with her and gave her another chance she was glad then wilburs twin came into the room no one knew he had one wilbur and his gf were freaking out then realize it was a twin they cried HAAAARD then Sally face walks in and sees wilbur and runs up and hugs him wilburs gf says "wtf who are you and why are you so excited to see him" sal "he is my really good friend :]" wilburs gf sighs and gets mad "He's mine so back off bitch" sal then says "ew I like Travis we have been dating for years now" wilbur says "YOU KNOW WHAT I I LOVE YOU SAL" wilbur then kisses Travis and sal they both gasp and say "WHAT THE FUCK" wilbur runs out crying and wilburs gf starts crying too they all start talking wilbur still crying go's home but sal his gf and Travis all come over and talk then it starts to get spicy 🌶 and they do (IT)
