Big mac

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Hello! My name is Annie. Today my mommy said we will get a cat. I want a orange one. Today I told my friends and they said that orange cats r ugs so I decapitated them. I guess I should go to kid jail but whatever. Now mommy said I should write about my cat. I am so yeah. I'm gonna name him/her either Big Mac or Kanye West. Kanye is my idol. One day I'm gonna be like him except I will also eat ppl!!!!!!!!

Today we are going to the pet shop!!!!!!! Mommy said that I shouldn't name my cat Kanye West bc Mr. Frizzle's daughter Madonna who's a swifte will shoot it and throw it in a river.

I got this orange cat that's really fat. He already are my Barbie doll but WHATEVES!

Ok so my cat is fat and ugly I hate lots it broke my arm and I lost my hair when Big Mac pulled it EWWW IM THE ONLY 2ND GRADER WITH BOY HAIRRRR EW EWE LEKJXJDNN TO BE CONTINUED

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